George Michael's writing his memoirs at the mo, and there's an entire chapter on his time in prison.
He mentions that, at night, he had to give hand relief to his fellow inmates, before making them a chocolaty drink.
He's now reworking an old Wham hit.......wank me off before your cocoa
The other day I went to see a hypnotist, he put me to sleep and convinced me I was a metallic element with the atomic number 82. I'm easily lead.
