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I went to a pub yesterday evening and ordered a pint. As the landlord put my drink down, I asked him for the wifi code as I needed to check a message."Oh no" he said, "No wifi in here, people used to sit talking in pubs, about their day, their families, work, politics, music, the lot. Now people just stare at their phones and it breaks my heart to see. Therefore, no wifi in this pub.""You know what?" I replied, "You're right" and I put my phone away. "Thank you", the landlord said "In this pub I want you to act as you would twenty years ago".So I lit a cigarette, gave him 50p for the pint and said "Two can play at that game mate."......................
Quote from: apc2010 on January 25, 2020, 11:22:49 PMI went to a pub yesterday evening and ordered a pint. As the landlord put my drink down, I asked him for the wifi code as I needed to check a message."Oh no" he said, "No wifi in here, people used to sit talking in pubs, about their day, their families, work, politics, music, the lot. Now people just stare at their phones and it breaks my heart to see. Therefore, no wifi in this pub.""You know what?" I replied, "You're right" and I put my phone away. "Thank you", the landlord said "In this pub I want you to act as you would twenty years ago".So I lit a cigarette, gave him 50p for the pint and said "Two can play at that game mate."......................
With all this Corona virus ..is lime disease next ............
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I've got an annoying habit of quoting Elton John lyrics............I hope you don't mind. I hope you don't mind..............
If a child is transgender ..........Is the parent transparent ..........
Quote from: apc2010 on January 27, 2020, 08:53:37 PMIf a child is transgender ..........Is the parent transparent ..........
