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Think I've worked out why people are hoarding toilet paper....One person sneezes and 100 people shit themselves
To the guy who invented the number zero: "Thanks for nothing".
Wetherspoons have announced their pubs will stay open a further 3 weeks.......To give anyone who went to the toilet time to get back to the bar.............
Quote from: apc2010 on March 21, 2020, 12:01:29 AMWetherspoons have announced their pubs will stay open a further 3 weeks.......To give anyone who went to the toilet time to get back to the bar.............
I can tell people are judgmental, just by looking at them.
Quote from: Steve on March 22, 2020, 11:53:17 AMI can tell people are judgmental, just by looking at them.
A dog goes in to the post office and asks to send a telegram saying, ‘woof woof woof woof.’ the telegraphist tells the dog that for the same money he could add two extra woofs. the dog replies. ‘but that would make no sense’.
Quote from: Nick on March 23, 2020, 06:58:46 AMA dog goes in to the post office and asks to send a telegram saying, ‘woof woof woof woof.’ the telegraphist tells the dog that for the same money he could add two extra woofs. the dog replies. ‘but that would make no sense’.
A man doesn't walk into a bar...
