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Online Steve

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3135 on: April 16, 2020, 04:59:21 PM »
My friend commented that my clothes looked pretty gay.
Well, said I, they did come out of the closet...
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« Reply #3136 on: April 16, 2020, 05:33:14 PM »
If I got a pound for each time a woman said, 'you're not my type'
I would be her type.

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« Reply #3137 on: April 16, 2020, 06:47:16 PM »
BM to LL "When I die," I'd like to die having sex"......................




LL......... "At least we know it'll be quick"................. whistle:

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« Reply #3138 on: April 17, 2020, 05:37:30 AM »
BM to LL "When I die," I'd like to die having sex"......................




LL......... "At least we know it'll be quick"................. whistle:

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« Reply #3139 on: April 17, 2020, 04:30:26 PM »
The new nightingale hospital has opened in Glasgow.
They've called it ICU Jimmy
Well, whatever, nevermind

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« Reply #3140 on: April 17, 2020, 04:54:38 PM »
The new nightingale hospital has opened in Glasgow.
They've called it ICU Jimmy

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« Reply #3141 on: April 17, 2020, 06:24:22 PM »
The new nightingale hospital has opened in Glasgow.
They've called it ICU Jimmy

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3142 on: April 17, 2020, 07:02:49 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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« Reply #3143 on: April 17, 2020, 10:15:44 PM »
I mostly despair

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« Reply #3144 on: April 20, 2020, 08:36:10 PM »
Just watching Australian Masterchef, and a contestant made a meringue, when the crowd started clapping and cheering, I said  “That's unusual from an Australian audience. They normally boo meringues!"............. redface: redface:

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« Reply #3145 on: April 20, 2020, 09:27:44 PM »
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« Reply #3146 on: April 20, 2020, 09:57:12 PM »
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« Reply #3147 on: April 21, 2020, 05:20:56 AM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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« Reply #3148 on: April 21, 2020, 07:04:37 AM »
Just watching Australian Masterchef, and a contestant made a meringue, when the crowd started clapping and cheering, I said  “That's unusual from an Australian audience. They normally boo meringues!"............. redface: redface:

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« Reply #3149 on: April 21, 2020, 09:02:07 PM »
Paul McCartney was once asked what was the most expensive gift he ever bought anyone..........?



He said I once bought a plane for Heather Mills for Xmas, and a tub of Immac for the other one................