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« Reply #3150 on: April 21, 2020, 09:03:08 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 21, 2020, 09:02:07 PM
Paul McCartney was once asked what was the most expensive gift he ever bought anyone..........?



He said I once bought a plane for Heather Mills for Xmas, and a tub of Immac for the other one................
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« Reply #3151 on: April 22, 2020, 04:56:19 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 21, 2020, 09:02:07 PM
Paul McCartney was once asked what was the most expensive gift he ever bought anyone..........?



He said I once bought a plane for Heather Mills for Xmas, and a tub of Immac for the other one................


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« Reply #3152 on: April 22, 2020, 05:39:05 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 21, 2020, 09:02:07 PM
Paul McCartney was once asked what was the most expensive gift he ever bought anyone..........?



He said I once bought a plane for Heather Mills for Xmas, and a tub of Immac for the other one................

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« Reply #3153 on: April 23, 2020, 07:55:48 PM »
When Jim's mother was sixty eight she started walking five miles a day.
She's now eighty two and he has no idea where she is.
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« Reply #3154 on: April 24, 2020, 05:20:36 AM »
Quote from: Steve on April 23, 2020, 07:55:48 PM
When Jim's mother was sixty eight she started walking five miles a day.
She's now eighty two and he has no idea where she is.

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« Reply #3155 on: April 26, 2020, 10:30:22 AM »
I was just wondering,
is reincarnation making a come back??
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« Reply #3156 on: April 26, 2020, 10:31:34 AM »
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I was just wondering,
is reincarnation making a come back??

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« Reply #3157 on: April 26, 2020, 11:43:34 AM »
Quote from: Barman on April 26, 2020, 10:31:34 AM
Quote from: Steve on April 26, 2020, 10:30:22 AM
I was just wondering,
is reincarnation making a come back??

That tinned milk stuff...?  rubschin:
:thumbsup:  what else?
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« Reply #3158 on: April 27, 2020, 11:54:21 AM »
If I had a pound for every racist thing I've said,

some minority would probably mug me for it.
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« Reply #3159 on: April 27, 2020, 12:03:14 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 27, 2020, 11:54:21 AM
If I had a pound for every racist thing I've said,

some minority would probably mug me for it.

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« Reply #3160 on: April 27, 2020, 12:46:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 27, 2020, 12:03:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 27, 2020, 11:54:21 AM
If I had a pound for every racist thing I've said,

some minority would probably mug me for it.

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« Reply #3161 on: April 27, 2020, 07:09:44 PM »
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3162 on: April 27, 2020, 07:30:28 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 27, 2020, 12:46:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 27, 2020, 12:03:14 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 27, 2020, 11:54:21 AM
If I had a pound for every racist thing I've said,

some minority would probably mug me for it.

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« Reply #3163 on: April 28, 2020, 03:27:32 PM »
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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« Reply #3164 on: April 28, 2020, 04:22:54 PM »
British couples have sex two to three times a week, where as Japanese couples have sex only one to three times a month...... rubschin:




This is upsetting news as I had no idea I was Japanese...... noooo:
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