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Quote from: Steve on April 11, 2021, 04:00:45 PMStarted my new job at Carpetright this morning.Apparently, "Fancy a shag?" Isn't the best way to welcome in potential customers.
Started my new job at Carpetright this morning.Apparently, "Fancy a shag?" Isn't the best way to welcome in potential customers.
E-Bay is useless.........I put in a search for lighters and all they had was 13579 matches............
Quote from: apc2010 on April 11, 2021, 06:38:31 PME-Bay is useless.........I put in a search for lighters and all they had was 13579 matches............
I’ve decided I need to quit my job as a personal trainer.........I’ve just handed in my too weak notice.............
Shocking that the native Indian family were turned away from the restaurant for not having a reservation...........
"Can I buy Hugh Laurie's autobiography please?" .......................Sales Assistant: "Would you like Fry's with that?".............
Quote from: apc2010 on April 22, 2021, 05:53:00 PM"Can I buy Hugh Laurie's autobiography please?" .......................Sales Assistant: "Would you like Fry's with that?".............
Vincent Price was taller than Katie Price and heavier than Alan Price. I only know this because I looked at a price comparison website.
Quote from: Just One More on April 22, 2021, 07:04:14 PMQuote from: apc2010 on April 22, 2021, 05:53:00 PM"Can I buy Hugh Laurie's autobiography please?" .......................Sales Assistant: "Would you like Fry's with that?".............
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 22, 2021, 08:53:58 PMQuote from: Just One More on April 22, 2021, 07:04:14 PMQuote from: apc2010 on April 22, 2021, 05:53:00 PM"Can I buy Hugh Laurie's autobiography please?" .......................Sales Assistant: "Would you like Fry's with that?".............
