I dialed the anonymous tips hotline................... and they told me not to run with scissors and hung up........
I called the suppository helpline - Jeez, were they rude...........!
I rang the Apathy Society helpline but nobody answered........
I called the Tinitus helpline but it just kept ringing.........
I went on the weight watchers website and it wanted me to accept cookies ,....!!
Tried the rhetorical question hotline........... No reply...........
I tried to call the constipation hotline but their number was blocked.......
I called the paranoia hotline.'''
They answered, “How did you get this number.....? "....