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Offline Barman

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #390 on: April 06, 2012, 08:55:42 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2012, 08:34:16 AM
"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Don't fuck around, Buzz. Who the hell do you think it is?"

"Sorry, Neil.

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Offline Just One More

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #391 on: April 06, 2012, 09:49:59 AM »
 happy001  happy001
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #392 on: April 06, 2012, 06:59:19 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 06, 2012, 08:55:42 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 06, 2012, 08:34:16 AM
"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Don't fuck around, Buzz. Who the hell do you think it is?"

"Sorry, Neil.

happy001
lol: lol:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #393 on: April 08, 2012, 09:45:06 AM »
Sophie Ellis Baxter has been found dead in a french footballers appartment... Investigating officers say she was head butted to death.

Local papers say... It was murder on Zidane's floor
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Online Uncle Mort

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #394 on: April 08, 2012, 10:22:16 AM »
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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #395 on: April 08, 2012, 10:34:45 AM »
Unc - murder on 'ze dance floor'

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #396 on: April 08, 2012, 10:46:33 AM »
This Sophie's a dancer then?
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #397 on: April 08, 2012, 10:47:03 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2012, 09:45:06 AM
Sophie Ellis Baxter has been found dead in a french footballers appartment... Investigating officers say she was head butted to death.

Local papers say... It was murder on Zidane's floor

 noooo:  Have you found an old mobile phone at the back of the "man" drawer  rubschin:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #398 on: April 08, 2012, 10:47:45 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 08, 2012, 10:46:33 AM
This Sophie's a dancer then?

No, they used her face as a template for satellite dishes  lol:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #399 on: April 08, 2012, 10:48:23 AM »
Janet Ellis's daughter ( her from Blue Peter)

She is singer in pop group now . Most popular hit " Murder on the Dancefloor"

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #400 on: April 08, 2012, 10:49:17 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 08, 2012, 10:47:03 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2012, 09:45:06 AM
Sophie Ellis Baxter has been found dead in a french footballers appartment... Investigating officers say she was head butted to death.

Local papers say... It was murder on Zidane's floor

 noooo:  Have you found an old mobile phone at the back of the "man" drawer  rubschin:

Retro jokes are all the rage .  lol:

It is in the hat , coat ...I'll close the door on me way out thread like  whistle:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #401 on: April 08, 2012, 10:57:43 AM »
What's a specimen?






An Italian astronaut
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #402 on: April 08, 2012, 10:58:51 AM »
 lol: lol:

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Offline Just One More

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #403 on: April 08, 2012, 10:59:29 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2012, 10:49:17 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 08, 2012, 10:47:03 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2012, 09:45:06 AM
Sophie Ellis Baxter has been found dead in a french footballers appartment... Investigating officers say she was head butted to death.

Local papers say... It was murder on Zidane's floor

 noooo:  Have you found an old mobile phone at the back of the "man" drawer  rubschin:

Retro jokes are all the rage .  lol:

It is in the hat , coat ...I'll close the door on me way out thread like  whistle:

Retro   rubschin:  ....

Fool your neighbours into thinking it's 1972 by painting a dog turd white & leaving it outside their front door.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #404 on: April 08, 2012, 11:00:42 AM »
If you receive no more postings from me, you'll know that God was listening

And it was at this time during the darkest days of Christianity that as he was nailed to the cross and raised up for all to gaze upon his tortured and twisted body, he looked down wearily at his 12 apostles with his last gasping breath and said unto them....

"Don't touch my fucking Easter Eggs I'll be back on Monday"
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