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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4290 on: June 05, 2022, 11:44:36 AM »
I've just seen an advert in my local newspaper......


ACCOUNTANT NEEDED!
£35,000 - £40,000...



So I rang them and said, "The answer is -£5,000.................. Thumbs:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4291 on: June 05, 2022, 04:07:20 PM »
I've just seen an advert in my local newspaper......


ACCOUNTANT NEEDED!
£35,000 - £40,000...



So I rang them and said, "The answer is -£5,000.................. Thumbs:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4292 on: June 09, 2022, 06:16:52 AM »
As a child our family were so poor that we couldn't afford shoes.
My Mum used to wrap my feet in bubble wrap and ask me to pop to the shops for her.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4293 on: June 09, 2022, 06:17:30 AM »
I’ve started a fitness regime by doing lunges…that’s a big step forward!
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4294 on: June 09, 2022, 07:02:19 AM »
As a child our family were so poor that we couldn't afford shoes.
My Mum used to wrap my feet in bubble wrap and ask me to pop to the shops for her.

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« Reply #4295 on: June 09, 2022, 07:02:40 AM »
I’ve started a fitness regime by doing lunges…that’s a big step forward!

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4296 on: June 09, 2022, 08:02:17 AM »
As a child our family were so poor that we couldn't afford shoes.
My Mum used to wrap my feet in bubble wrap and ask me to pop to the shops for her.

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« Reply #4297 on: June 09, 2022, 08:02:40 AM »
I’ve started a fitness regime by doing lunges…that’s a big step forward!

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4298 on: June 09, 2022, 09:49:00 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4299 on: June 10, 2022, 12:30:32 PM »
My mate lost some fingers in a freak accident.....



He asked the doctor if I'd be able to use his hand again..?....



he said "Probably, but I wouldn't count on it"........................ redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4300 on: June 10, 2022, 01:34:03 PM »
My mate lost some fingers in a freak accident.....



He asked the doctor if I'd be able to use his hand again..?....



he said "Probably, but I wouldn't count on it"........................ redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4301 on: June 10, 2022, 04:36:19 PM »
My mate lost some fingers in a freak accident.....



He asked the doctor if I'd be able to use his hand again..?....



he said "Probably, but I wouldn't count on it"........................ redface:

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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4302 on: June 10, 2022, 07:59:34 PM »
My mate lost some fingers in a freak accident.....



He asked the doctor if I'd be able to use his hand again..?....



he said "Probably, but I wouldn't count on it"........................ redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4303 on: June 12, 2022, 04:51:04 PM »
A friend of mine was wounded with a starting pistol..........




Police think it's a race related crime............... whistle:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4304 on: June 12, 2022, 07:17:55 PM »
A friend of mine was wounded with a starting pistol..........




Police think it's a race related crime............... whistle:
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