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I remember the day the plastic surgeon told my sister her surgery had gone horribly wrong... I'll never forget the look on her elbow...I'm writing a book about the things I "Should" be doing in my life.It's an oughtobiography.I wanted some fine grit sandpaper, but the store only had mixed packs.Sometimes you have to take the rough with the smooth.I said to my son "When you grow up, I really want you to buy a plot of land and build a shopping mall and a cinema on it."My wife said "Will you please stop that, you'll get him developing a complex"
Quote from: Just One More on November 24, 2022, 05:59:09 PMI remember the day the plastic surgeon told my sister her surgery had gone horribly wrong... I'll never forget the look on her elbow...I'm writing a book about the things I "Should" be doing in my life.It's an oughtobiography.I wanted some fine grit sandpaper, but the store only had mixed packs.Sometimes you have to take the rough with the smooth.I said to my son "When you grow up, I really want you to buy a plot of land and build a shopping mall and a cinema on it."My wife said "Will you please stop that, you'll get him developing a complex"
I met a Dalek who was looking for directions home, asking where he was from he replied "Devon" mate.I replied"what part mate "He replied"Exeter mate, Exeter mate Exeter mate"
Quote from: Nick on November 26, 2022, 07:14:34 AMI met a Dalek who was looking for directions home, asking where he was from he replied "Devon" mate.I replied"what part mate "He replied"Exeter mate, Exeter mate Exeter mate"
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2022, 08:21:12 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 26, 2022, 07:17:22 AMQuote from: Nick on November 26, 2022, 07:14:34 AMI met a Dalek who was looking for directions home, asking where he was from he replied "Devon" mate.I replied"what part mate "He replied"Exeter mate, Exeter mate Exeter mate"
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2022, 11:54:54 PM And also, the little bastards cost me a fortune!
Quote from: Barman on November 28, 2022, 06:57:57 AMQuote from: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2022, 11:54:54 PM And also, the little bastards cost me a fortune! what are you feeding them...?
Quote from: apc2010 on November 28, 2022, 04:07:27 PMQuote from: Barman on November 28, 2022, 06:57:57 AMQuote from: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2022, 11:54:54 PM And also, the little bastards cost me a fortune! what are you feeding them...?My house!
