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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4515 on: March 02, 2023, 05:30:06 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4516 on: March 03, 2023, 11:56:12 AM »


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4517 on: March 06, 2023, 06:59:45 PM »
Joe took his blind date to the carnival.
"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser.
He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel.
When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4518 on: March 06, 2023, 07:03:48 PM »
Joe took his blind date to the carnival.
"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser.
He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel.
When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4519 on: March 06, 2023, 07:22:50 PM »
Joe took his blind date to the carnival.
"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser.
He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel.
When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4520 on: March 27, 2023, 08:38:36 PM »
I got a job in an Indian restaurant.....



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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4521 on: March 27, 2023, 09:16:58 PM »
I got a job in an Indian restaurant.....



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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4522 on: March 28, 2023, 04:51:42 PM »
I bought my mate an elephant for his room ...

He said .."thank you " ...



I said ..."dont mention it " ..............

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4523 on: March 28, 2023, 11:21:19 PM »
I bought my mate an elephant for his room ...

He said .."thank you " ...



I said ..."dont mention it " ..............
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« Reply #4524 on: March 29, 2023, 06:42:22 AM »
I bought my mate an elephant for his room ...

He said .."thank you " ...



I said ..."dont mention it " ..............
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4525 on: April 04, 2023, 09:07:29 AM »


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« Reply #4526 on: April 04, 2023, 09:22:10 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #4528 on: April 05, 2023, 10:45:02 PM »


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« Reply #4529 on: April 06, 2023, 06:23:05 AM »
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