Hat, coat...

[apc2010]

Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law.

It's my P.S. de resistance.

I always carry a Voltmeter and an Ammeter with me whenever I travel away.

It reminds me of Ohm.

   

[Barman]

Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law.

It's my P.S. de resistance.

 

[Barman]

Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law.

It's my P.S. de resistance.

I always carry a Voltmeter and an Ammeter with me whenever I travel away.

It reminds me of Ohm.

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Apparently Liverpool FC are looking to sign Lenny Henry in the January transfer window. So that they can stay in the Premier.

[Barman]

Apparently Liverpool FC are looking to sign Lenny Henry in the January transfer window. So that they can stay in the Premier.

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Jeremy Forrest has just discovered that 1997 wasn't such a good vintage for reds in Bordeaux.

[Miss Demeanour]

I was watching Jurassic park the other day when I thought 'Not only does my son have a stupid name but he's a shit driver'

[Barman]

 

[Just One More]

The missus said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Disco songs..

I said, "Well go, walk out the door, don't turn around now, coz you're not welcome any more"

[Just One More]

My pet mouse Elvis died yesterday. He was caught in a trap.



I asked my boss "what do you want me to do with this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap?", he replied "Just pop it in the corner". Four fucking hours it took me.



Just bought some anti gloating cream ..................... I cant wait to rub it in

[Miss Demeanour]

I tried to buy Justin Lee Collins gig tickets, but his website first demanded that I list every other comedian I've previously seen live!

Ice, ice, baby -  Fred West going through his chest freezer.

[Just One More]

 

 

(What a nutjob JLC is)

[Miss Demeanour]

Indeed - can't see many offers of work flooding in from now on. You do have to worry about these Star Wars freaks 

[Barman]

My pet mouse Elvis died yesterday. He was caught in a trap.



I asked my boss "what do you want me to do with this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap?", he replied "Just pop it in the corner". Four fucking hours it took me.



Just bought some anti gloating cream ..................... I cant wait to rub it in

[Just One More]

I just nearly shit myself. On the way back from town, I just overtook a huge truck, accidentally cutting him up. He then sped past, pulled next to me at the traffic lights, and opened his window. I was expecting him to be swearing loudly, but no, he said, “your perpendicular driving resulted in the need for an overly swift deceleration, which I found deplorable.” I thought it weird,



 then realised it was an articulated lorry