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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #750 on: February 14, 2013, 07:21:34 PM »
Just found out that the chocolate pudding I brought from Tesco earlier is 100% mousse.
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« Reply #751 on: February 14, 2013, 07:22:11 PM »
She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.



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« Reply #752 on: February 14, 2013, 07:34:14 PM »
^^^  lol: ^^^

Got the hubby a pug dog the other day. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat the dog seems to like him....


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« Reply #753 on: February 14, 2013, 08:56:24 PM »
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
 
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window..


For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said, "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
 
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realise that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
 
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab.  I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #754 on: February 15, 2013, 06:16:48 AM »
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« Reply #755 on: February 15, 2013, 08:09:13 AM »
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« Reply #756 on: February 15, 2013, 03:44:33 PM »
Losing both legs and only getting 4 shots off.....






That's my prediction for Liverpools europa campaign.........................

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« Reply #757 on: February 15, 2013, 03:47:45 PM »
Losing both legs and only getting 4 shots off.....






That's my prediction for Liverpools europa campaign.........................


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« Reply #758 on: February 15, 2013, 03:49:17 PM »

Things apparently came to a head with Oscar Pistorious and his girlfriend after her valentines surprise...............





 turned out to be socks...........

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« Reply #759 on: February 15, 2013, 04:28:31 PM »

Things apparently came to a head with Oscar Pistorious and his girlfriend after her valentines surprise...............





 turned out to be socks...........

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« Reply #760 on: February 15, 2013, 08:03:18 PM »
Oscar Pistorius brought a whole new meaning to taking your missus out on Valentine's Day......

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« Reply #761 on: February 16, 2013, 07:30:23 AM »
Oscar Pistorius brought a whole new meaning to taking your missus out on Valentine's Day......

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« Reply #762 on: February 16, 2013, 07:37:11 AM »
Oscar Pistorius brought a whole new meaning to taking your missus out on Valentine's Day......

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« Reply #763 on: February 16, 2013, 08:47:57 AM »
My brother took being sent to jail really badly.
He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him, and smeared the walls with his own shit. After that, we never played Monopoly again
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« Reply #764 on: February 16, 2013, 09:04:28 AM »
My brother took being sent to jail really badly.
He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him, and smeared the walls with his own shit. After that, we never played Monopoly again

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