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Offline Just One More

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #765 on: February 16, 2013, 10:02:57 AM »
B & Q are to be investigated over the content of their flooring.... they found lamb it in  redface:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #766 on: February 16, 2013, 11:24:58 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 16, 2013, 10:02:57 AM
B & Q are to be investigated over the content of their flooring.... they found lamb it in  redface:

*groans*  lol: lol: lol:

It took me a while...  redface:
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« Reply #767 on: February 16, 2013, 07:15:04 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 16, 2013, 10:02:57 AM
B & Q are to be investigated over the content of their flooring.... they found lamb it in  redface:

 noooo:



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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #768 on: February 17, 2013, 08:51:19 PM »
The pope was on a visit to Liverpool and he invited people with problems to be part of the audience.
Billy was the first up and asked the pope to help with his hearing, the pope put his hands over Billy's ears and said a prayer, how is your hearing now he asked,

Billy replied, I don't know it's not till next Wednesday......
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #769 on: February 17, 2013, 10:45:42 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 15, 2013, 08:03:18 PM
Oscar Pistorius brought a whole new meaning to taking your missus out on Valentine's Day......
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He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him, and smeared the walls with his own shit. After that, we never played Monopoly again

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Quote from: Just One More on February 17, 2013, 08:51:19 PM
The pope was on a visit to Liverpool and he invited people with problems to be part of the audience.
Billy was the first up and asked the pope to help with his hearing, the pope put his hands over Billy's ears and said a prayer, how is your hearing now he asked,

Billy replied, I don't know it's not till next Wednesday......
and happy001  as well

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #770 on: February 17, 2013, 10:49:02 PM »
Just heard on the box

Roses are red
Apples are fruity
Don't eat Lasagna
It might be Black Beauty


(the lamb one is still struggling with my thick skull)
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #771 on: February 17, 2013, 10:54:54 PM »
Quote from: SteveK on February 17, 2013, 10:49:02 PM
Just heard on the box

Roses are red
Apples are fruity
Don't eat Lasagna
It might be Black Beauty


(the lamb one is still struggling with my thick skull)

Laminate flooring....... whistle:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #772 on: February 17, 2013, 10:58:35 PM »
doh!  Ta for putting me out of that misery - and into another one instead
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #773 on: February 17, 2013, 11:33:41 PM »
Who takes a blade to a gun fight........ noooo:
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« Reply #774 on: February 18, 2013, 05:36:47 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 17, 2013, 08:51:19 PM
The pope was on a visit to Liverpool and he invited people with problems to be part of the audience.
Billy was the first up and asked the pope to help with his hearing, the pope put his hands over Billy's ears and said a prayer, how is your hearing now he asked,

Billy replied, I don't know it's not till next Wednesday......

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #775 on: February 20, 2013, 10:17:01 AM »

What do you call a man with no legs?...










Fuck all...He might shoot you....
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« Reply #776 on: February 20, 2013, 10:30:32 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 20, 2013, 10:17:01 AM

What do you call a man with no legs?...










Fuck all...He might shoot you....

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #777 on: February 20, 2013, 11:28:00 PM »
Oscar Pistorius has said he won't be entering any further races.

I would think he should be a little more concerned about 'different races' entering him, once he's in prison.

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #778 on: February 20, 2013, 11:28:29 PM »
Don't think yorkshire folk like us ......A farmer in Yorkshire sees a man drinking from his stream, so he shouts ,
“Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite an it could kill thee”
The man says: "Excuse me Sir, I am from Lancashire can you speak clearer and slower please”
The farmer replies: " if....you.... Use.... Two ....Hands....... You....Wont.... Spill ....Any"
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #779 on: February 21, 2013, 12:47:54 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 20, 2013, 11:28:00 PM
Oscar Pistorius has said he won't be entering any further races.

I would think he should be a little more concerned about 'different races' entering him, once he's in prison.

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