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Offline boogs

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #930 on: July 10, 2013, 02:34:29 PM »
My Deaf girlfriend told me to fuck off.

That's not a good Sign.......... noooo:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #931 on: July 12, 2013, 12:16:49 PM »
A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, "Five beers please.".........

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« Reply #932 on: July 12, 2013, 12:21:13 PM »
A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, "Five beers please.".........

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« Reply #933 on: July 12, 2013, 02:10:36 PM »
A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, "Five beers please.".........
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« Reply #934 on: July 12, 2013, 02:40:08 PM »

A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, "Five beers please.".........

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #935 on: July 15, 2013, 03:31:49 PM »
The very best definition of irony?

George Zimmerman is afraid to leave home, as he is worried someone might take the law into their own hands........... rubschin:

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« Reply #936 on: July 15, 2013, 03:34:37 PM »
The very best definition of irony?

George Zimmerman is afraid to leave home, as he is worried someone might take the law into their own hands........... rubschin:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #937 on: July 15, 2013, 05:42:10 PM »
The very best definition of irony?

George Zimmerman is afraid to leave home, as he is worried someone might take the law into their own hands........... rubschin:

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« Reply #938 on: July 15, 2013, 06:49:18 PM »
The very best definition of irony?

George Zimmerman is afraid to leave home, as he is worried someone might take the law into their own hands........... rubschin:

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« Reply #939 on: July 19, 2013, 11:56:49 AM »
I saw a young girl collapse in the town centre today, so I ran over and gave mouth to mouth resuscitation.

That didn’t work so I started pumping her chest.

It probably wasn’t the best time for a Tit Wank but what the hell...  redface:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #940 on: July 19, 2013, 12:00:36 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #941 on: July 19, 2013, 12:04:27 PM »
I saw a young girl collapse in the town centre today, so I ran over and gave mouth to mouth resuscitation.

That didn’t work so I started pumping her chest.

It probably wasn’t the best time for a Tit Wank but what the hell...  redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #942 on: July 19, 2013, 04:11:36 PM »
I saw a young girl collapse in the town centre today, so I ran over and gave mouth to mouth resuscitation.

That didn’t work so I started pumping her chest.

It probably wasn’t the best time for a Tit Wank but what the hell...  redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #943 on: July 20, 2013, 08:30:12 PM »
My new years resolution was to lose 20 pounds by the end of summer.

I've only got 30 pounds to go.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #944 on: July 20, 2013, 08:30:50 PM »
I've just made the best recipe for tofu ever!

Simply brush generously with extra virgin olive oil before lightly tossing it in the bin.  :thumbsup:


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