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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #135 on: October 16, 2010, 06:53:50 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #136 on: October 16, 2010, 07:46:05 AM »
I knew all that slapping my forehead would cause damage  redface:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #137 on: October 16, 2010, 07:47:08 AM »
I knew all that slapping my forehead would cause damage  redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #138 on: October 16, 2010, 08:49:26 AM »
 doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh:


Nope ~ That doesn't  work either  redface:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #139 on: October 16, 2010, 09:17:26 AM »
doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh:


Nope ~ That doesn't  work either  redface:

Try pulling yer wars like...  ;)
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #140 on: October 16, 2010, 09:18:54 AM »
doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh:


Nope ~ That doesn't  work either  redface:

Try pulling yer wars like...  ;)

Me wars? whacky115


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #141 on: October 16, 2010, 09:20:55 AM »
doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh:


Nope ~ That doesn't  work either  redface:

Try pulling yer wars like...  ;)

Me wars? whacky115


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doh:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #142 on: October 16, 2010, 09:22:07 AM »
doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh: doh:


Nope ~ That doesn't  work either  redface:

Try pulling yer wars like...  ;)

Me wars? whacky115


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doh:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #143 on: October 16, 2010, 09:22:32 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #144 on: October 16, 2010, 09:24:05 AM »

Didn't Eric Morecombe used the slap the back of his neck?  rubschin:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #145 on: October 16, 2010, 10:38:36 AM »

Didn't Eric Morecombe used the slap the back of his neck?  rubschin:

"used the slap"?

Explain that with keyboard layout.  whistle:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #146 on: October 16, 2010, 10:46:51 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #147 on: October 16, 2010, 11:50:16 AM »

Didn't Eric Morecombe used the slap the back of his neck?  rubschin:

"used the slap"?

Explain that with keyboard layout.  whistle:

I cannot explain it with the keyboard layout ~ I can only say sorry but the phone rang as I typed, I answered it and pressed "send" on the keyboard without checking. Sorry I am not immortal, all seeing or actually a particularly good typist.  redface:

Obviously it should have read "use to slap"

Ruination of a good quip  Banghead

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #148 on: October 18, 2010, 12:36:12 PM »
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, 'Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there.'
Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed and says: "Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you." Shortly after that, Joe passes on.
At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Mike--Mike."
"Who is it?" Asks Mike sitting up sleepily. "Who is it?"
"Mike--it's me, Joe..."
"You're not Joe. Joe just died."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe." insists the voice.
"OK then Joe! Where are you?"
"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."
"'Tell me the good news first," says Mike.
"The good news," Joe says, "is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired."
"'That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what could possibly be the bad news?'"
"You're in the team for Saturday."

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #149 on: October 18, 2010, 12:37:41 PM »
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