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Offline Just One More

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #225 on: May 31, 2011, 08:05:59 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on May 31, 2011, 06:24:54 PM
My wife kept breaking the washing machine so I divorced her . It's right what they say, washing machines live longer with cow gone !!!

Miss D, I know this is the hat, coat door thread, but ...  noooo:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #226 on: May 31, 2011, 08:07:19 PM »
But what ....offer up something better or button it 
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #227 on: May 31, 2011, 08:16:05 PM »
By better, I assume you mean worse, let's see how bad we can get ...

Did you hear about the new social website for Muslim women? It’s called Book.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #228 on: May 31, 2011, 08:17:27 PM »
 lol:
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« Reply #229 on: May 31, 2011, 08:18:19 PM »
That's it!
I've had enough of betting!

Yesterday, I bet on 3 horses, and they all got beat

Sunshine
Moonlight
Good Times

I blame it on the bookie
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #230 on: May 31, 2011, 08:20:54 PM »

Remember alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #231 on: May 31, 2011, 08:23:12 PM »
Peter Beardsley is the latest star to be linked with a super injunction. Apparently the bird he had an affair with doesn't want to be named.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #232 on: June 02, 2011, 01:19:47 PM »
A guy had been working on the Dodgem Cars all his life when a new boss started. He sacked him in the 1st week.

The guy is now taking him to court for funfair dismissal
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #233 on: June 02, 2011, 01:21:10 PM »
 tunble:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #234 on: June 02, 2011, 01:24:26 PM »
Look you won't have to put up with any of these next week ...think of the peace and quiet  lol:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #235 on: June 02, 2011, 06:34:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 02, 2011, 01:19:47 PM
A guy had been working on the Dodgem Cars all his life when a new boss started. He sacked him in the 1st week.

The guy is now taking him to court for funfair dismissal


happy001 happy002



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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #236 on: June 02, 2011, 06:38:24 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on June 02, 2011, 06:34:38 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 02, 2011, 01:19:47 PM
A guy had been working on the Dodgem Cars all his life when a new boss started. He sacked him in the 1st week.

The guy is now taking him to court for funfair dismissal


happy001 happy002




noooo:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #237 on: June 02, 2011, 06:47:34 PM »
My hero  cloud9:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #238 on: June 02, 2011, 07:09:48 PM »
 sick2:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #239 on: June 02, 2011, 10:07:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 02, 2011, 06:38:24 PM
Quote from: Pirate on June 02, 2011, 06:34:38 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on June 02, 2011, 01:19:47 PM
A guy had been working on the Dodgem Cars all his life when a new boss started. He sacked him in the 1st week.

The guy is now taking him to court for funfair dismissal


happy001 happy002




noooo:




I thought it was very funny...

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