Hat, coat...

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!
 

A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked."
 

Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.
 

19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over."

Well, thanks for that 'little gem' JOM.

[Barman]

Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!
 

A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked."
 

Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.
 

19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over."

Well, thanks for that 'little gem' JOM.

Has it taken you a month to think of it...? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

   Don't look in here very often.

[Barman]

  Don't look in here very often.

 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!
 

A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked."
 

Just got back from my mate's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.
 

19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over."

Well, thanks for that 'little gem' JOM.

Has it taken you a month to think of it...? 

. . . Cos if it has, you're slow!

[The Moan Ranger]

I put ham and pineapple into a bap today.

Because that's Hawaii roll.

[Snoopy]

Let me help you into your coat.

[The Moan Ranger]

Conjunctivitus.com

 

 

Now there’s a site for sore eyes   

[tel]

I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

[The Moan Ranger]

I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

 

[Darwins Selection]

I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

 

[Barman]

I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.

 

[Just One More]

Have you been injured?

Had a car accident?

Fell over on a wet floor at work?

Or tripped on an uneven curb?

If so.. .

Sort yourself out you clumsy twat

[Barman]

Have you been injured?

Had a car accident?

Fell over on a wet floor at work?

Or tripped on an uneven curb?

If so.. .

Sort yourself out you clumsy twat

[apc2010]

How much does a cockney spend on shampoo


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