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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #495 on: August 23, 2012, 06:10:55 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #496 on: August 23, 2012, 06:18:00 PM »
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« Reply #497 on: August 23, 2012, 06:20:19 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #498 on: August 23, 2012, 06:24:14 PM »
you've seen the pictures.... ;)

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« Reply #499 on: August 28, 2012, 03:44:44 AM »
This may be an Affs....

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request. A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice...

"Play a Jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"

Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up gain and shouts...

"No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord".

A bit nonplussed by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this
impromptu show of his technical expertise.

The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord".

Well and truly brassed off that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability, Stevie says to him from the stage "OK smart ass, you get up here and do it!"


The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike, and starts to sing.....









(wait for it...)












"A jazz chord to say I ruv you................."

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #500 on: August 28, 2012, 04:40:20 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #501 on: September 02, 2012, 08:05:33 PM »

My mate hates it when I put his chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers.

It gets his Snickers in a Twix..........

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« Reply #502 on: September 02, 2012, 08:06:51 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #503 on: September 02, 2012, 08:46:14 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #504 on: September 11, 2012, 06:25:29 PM »
11 years ago today I lost 6 very close friends. R.I.P. Mohamed, Mohamed, Mohamed, Mohamed, Mohamed & Mohamed.


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #505 on: September 11, 2012, 06:45:11 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #506 on: September 11, 2012, 09:32:14 PM »
11 years ago today I lost 6 very close friends. R.I.P. Mohamed, Mohamed, Mohamed, Mohamed, Mohamed & Mohamed.


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« Reply #507 on: September 12, 2012, 08:04:57 AM »
11 years ago today I lost 6 very close friends. R.I.P. Mohamed, Mohamed, Mohamed, Mohamed, Mohamed & Mohamed.


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #508 on: September 22, 2012, 05:34:15 PM »
Two cannibals go on holiday from Borneo to Blackpool.

WHen they get home one is missing a leg and one is missing an arm.

Their mates asked about the holiday

"Great time."

"And what happened to your limbs?"

That was a mistake.....





























WE went self catering
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #509 on: September 23, 2012, 05:47:55 AM »
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