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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #510 on: September 23, 2012, 08:13:42 AM »
Never make fun of a fat chick with a lisp. She's probably thick and tired of it.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #511 on: September 23, 2012, 08:28:04 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 23, 2012, 08:13:42 AM
Never make fun of a fat chick with a lisp. She's probably thick and tired of it.

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« Reply #512 on: September 25, 2012, 08:08:55 AM »
The Head Gardener at the White House has been fired. Jim Whitey, the head gardener at the White House, was dismissed today after 28 years of loyal service to many US Presidents. In an exclusive interview outside the back gate of the Presidential Residence, Mr. Whitey, an elderly gentleman, proclaimed his innocence and strongly condemned his firing. "It all happened so fast. I'm still in a daze," said the bewildered Whitey. "All I know is I was getting ready to weed the rose bed outside the Oval Office window like I do every week. I yelled out to my assistants, 'Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?' and the next thing I knew the Secret Service was escorting me off the property!"





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« Reply #513 on: September 25, 2012, 08:11:29 AM »
 . . And as the taxi leaves, the Spook is heard in the distance . . .


An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ.

It is believed to be so offensive that St Peter's church in Shrewsbury have postponed their tea and cake morning until next Wednesday, and Dorothy Green from Margate has written in to Points of view.

When will the madness end?
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #514 on: September 25, 2012, 08:18:29 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 25, 2012, 08:08:55 AM
The Head Gardener at the White House has been fired. Jim Whitey, the head gardener at the White House, was dismissed today after 28 years of loyal service to many US Presidents. In an exclusive interview outside the back gate of the Presidential Residence, Mr. Whitey, an elderly gentleman, proclaimed his innocence and strongly condemned his firing. "It all happened so fast. I'm still in a daze," said the bewildered Whitey. "All I know is I was getting ready to weed the rose bed outside the Oval Office window like I do every week. I yelled out to my assistants, 'Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?' and the next thing I knew the Secret Service was escorting me off the property!"





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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #515 on: September 25, 2012, 03:46:02 PM »
Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law.

It's my P.S. de resistance.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #516 on: September 25, 2012, 03:49:07 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #517 on: September 25, 2012, 05:04:04 PM »
My girlfriend told me I should treat her like a princess.
So I took some ohotos of her tit's and sold them to a newspaper.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #518 on: September 25, 2012, 05:07:15 PM »
Quote from: beerhead on September 25, 2012, 05:04:04 PM
My girlfriend told me I should treat her like a princess.
So I took some ohotos of her tit's and sold them to a newspaper.

Doesn't work old bean! Kate (tits out) Middleton is a duchess IIRC
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #519 on: September 25, 2012, 05:17:10 PM »
Pedant alert.




Nice tits though  :thumbsup:





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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #520 on: September 25, 2012, 06:00:35 PM »
You're obviously easily pleased
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #521 on: September 25, 2012, 06:09:20 PM »
I would
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #522 on: September 25, 2012, 08:06:06 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on September 25, 2012, 03:46:02 PM
Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law.

It's my P.S. de resistance.

I always carry a Voltmeter and an Ammeter with me whenever I travel away.

It reminds me of Ohm.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #523 on: September 25, 2012, 08:27:06 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #524 on: September 25, 2012, 08:43:59 PM »
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