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Offline Barman

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #540 on: September 29, 2012, 12:27:39 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on September 29, 2012, 11:24:49 AM
I just nearly shit myself. On the way back from town, I just overtook a huge truck, accidentally cutting him up. He then sped past, pulled next to me at the traffic lights, and opened his window. I was expecting him to be swearing loudly, but no, he said, “your perpendicular driving resulted in the need for an overly swift deceleration, which I found deplorable.” I thought it weird,



 then realised it was an articulated lorry

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #541 on: September 29, 2012, 01:02:15 PM »
Just shut the door on your way out JOM.  ::)
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #542 on: September 30, 2012, 01:45:27 PM »
Women on their period always ovary act.

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #543 on: September 30, 2012, 04:33:56 PM »
Over here Miss D.... Snoopy shown me the way  ;)
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #544 on: September 30, 2012, 04:57:47 PM »
Surely that's why they are posted in this thread though  whistle:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #545 on: September 30, 2012, 05:14:09 PM »
I was too polite in not pointing it out. Just as well you went stomping on in there eh  ;)
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #546 on: September 30, 2012, 05:15:01 PM »
Oh yes ...you can rely on me and my bovver boots  lol:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #547 on: September 30, 2012, 05:18:17 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2012, 05:15:01 PM
Oh yes ...you can rely on me and my bovver boots  lol:

I think that loud noise was Barman fallling off his chair
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #548 on: September 30, 2012, 06:30:34 PM »
H from Steps is badly injured in hospital. A helicopter landed on top of him.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #549 on: September 30, 2012, 06:33:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2012, 06:30:34 PM
H from Steps is badly injured in hospital. A helicopter landed on top of him.

Or a fireman tried to stick his hose in him.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #550 on: September 30, 2012, 10:02:25 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on September 30, 2012, 06:33:21 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2012, 06:30:34 PM
H from Steps is badly injured in hospital. A helicopter landed on top of him.

Or a fireman tried to stick his hose in him.

A Spanish fireman had two sons, he called them Jose and Hose B.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #551 on: October 01, 2012, 05:33:50 AM »
 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #552 on: October 05, 2012, 09:02:27 PM »
One paper carried photos of three women who had made allegations about Jimmy Savile. They showed a photo taken at the time and one showing how they look now.


The caption read Now Then, Now Then, Now Then
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #553 on: October 06, 2012, 05:00:45 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on October 05, 2012, 09:02:27 PM
One paper carried photos of three women who had made allegations about Jimmy Savile. They showed a photo taken at the time and one showing how they look now.


The caption read Now Then, Now Then, Now Then


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #554 on: October 06, 2012, 04:22:13 PM »

I wonder if the Calvin Harris song "Acceptable in the 80's" was really written by Jimmy Savile............. rubschin:
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