Hat, coat...

[Barman]

 

[Just One More]

When I find myself in times of trouble,
Mother Mary comes to me,
Speaking words of Wisdom,






"......Mr. Grimsdale!! MR.GRIMSDALE!!!"

[Barman]

[Baldy]

 

[Just One More]

A   petrol  station owner in Dublin was trying to increase  his  sales, so he put up a  sign that read, 'Free Sex with  every Full  Tank.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank  and  asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number  from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his  free sex.
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You  were close. The number was 7.
Sorry. No sex this time.'

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled  in for another fill-up. Again he asked  for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave  him  the same story, and  asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2. The  proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You  were close, but no  free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, Mick  said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't  really give  away free sex at all.'

Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick. My  wife  won twice last week.' 

[apc2010]

A   petrol  station owner in Dublin was trying to increase  his  sales, so he put up a  sign that read, 'Free Sex with  every Full  Tank.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank  and  asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number  from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his  free sex.
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You  were close. The number was 7.
Sorry. No sex this time.'

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled  in for another fill-up. Again he asked  for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave  him  the same story, and  asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2. The  proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You  were close, but no  free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, Mick  said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't  really give  away free sex at all.'

Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick. My  wife  won twice last week.'

 

[Barman]

 

[The Moan Ranger]

She must do a lot of mileage to require two fill-ups per week. She'd be wise to consider investing in a more economical car.

[apc2010]

She must do a lot of mileage to require two fill-ups per week. She'd be wise to consider investing in a more economical car.

To fill up does it need to be empty..........

[The Moan Ranger]

She must do a lot of mileage to require two fill-ups per week. She'd be wise to consider investing in a more economical car.

To fill up does it need to be empty..........

Yes. Otherwise it is a "top-up".  Obviously. 

[Darwins Selection]

She must do a lot of mileage to require two fill-ups per week. She'd be wise to consider investing in a more economical car.

To fill up does it need to be empty..........

Yes. Otherwise it is a "top-up".  Obviously. 

[Miss Demeanour]

I'm never quite sure what technique to use when I'm having a wank. So I use a bop-it to give me commands

[Just One More]

 

I'm never quite sure what technique to use when I'm having a wank. So I use a bop-it to give me commands

I had to look it up 

No, Bop it, not a wank

[Miss Demeanour]

You've never played Bop It 

It's infuriating .....I have one here I am more than happy to send onto you for a lifetime trial basis like 

[Just One More]

No ta!  I've got other things to play with like