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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #585 on: November 04, 2012, 09:13:26 AM »
I have two Bop-Its...  rubschin:
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« Reply #586 on: November 04, 2012, 09:15:38 AM »
Can we have a BOP IT amnesty ......hand them into police stations to reduce crimes of rage or smelt them into something useful   rubschin:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #587 on: November 04, 2012, 09:23:26 AM »
Can we have a BOP IT amnesty ......hand them into police stations to reduce crimes of rage or smelt them into something useful   rubschin:

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Good plan - I put mine away somewhere safe last Xmas and have cleverly forgotten where they are....  cloud9:

Mr. Tinks is the Bop-It king....  lol:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #588 on: November 04, 2012, 09:27:36 AM »
 lol:

There must be at least one unused BOP IT in every household that has been 'put away' otherwise it will be hurled across rooms the nation over !

bop it, pull it, spin it,  twist it or  pass it  OWWWWWWWWWWWWW.


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #589 on: November 04, 2012, 09:37:01 AM »
I confiscated The Boy's before I went mad
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #590 on: November 04, 2012, 09:42:53 AM »
I confiscated The Boy's before I went mad
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« Reply #591 on: November 04, 2012, 09:56:46 AM »
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« Reply #592 on: November 04, 2012, 09:58:03 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #594 on: November 10, 2012, 11:39:13 AM »
Two 80 year old men, Mike  and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's  clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike  says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played  football on Sundays together for so many years. Please do me one  favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if  there's football there."
Joe looks up at Mike from his  death bed," Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If  it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for  you.

Shortly after that, Joe passes on.

At  midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound  sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out  to him, "Mike--Mike."
"Who is it? Asks Mike sitting up  suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Mike--it's me,  Joe."
"You're not Joe. Joe just died."
"I'm  telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."
"Joe!  Where are you?"
"In heaven", replies Joe.. "I have some  really good news and a little bad news."
"Tell me the  good news first ," says Mike.

"The good news," Joe says,"  is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old  friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that,  we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and  it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play football  all we want, and we never get tired."
That's fantastic,"  says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad  news?

"You're in  the team for this Saturday."
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #595 on: November 10, 2012, 11:42:13 AM »
Two 80 year old men, Mike  and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's  clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike  says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played  football on Sundays together for so many years. Please do me one  favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if  there's football there."
Joe looks up at Mike from his  death bed," Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If  it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for  you.

Shortly after that, Joe passes on.

At  midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound  sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out  to him, "Mike--Mike."
"Who is it? Asks Mike sitting up  suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Mike--it's me,  Joe."
"You're not Joe. Joe just died."
"I'm  telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."
"Joe!  Where are you?"
"In heaven", replies Joe.. "I have some  really good news and a little bad news."
"Tell me the  good news first ," says Mike.

"The good news," Joe says,"  is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old  friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that,  we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and  it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play football  all we want, and we never get tired."
That's fantastic,"  says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad  news?

"You're in  the team for this Saturday."

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #596 on: November 20, 2012, 04:04:58 PM »
How many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BLIHBULGT?

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #597 on: November 21, 2012, 06:02:42 AM »
Some little scrotes stopped me outside the Co-op earlier and said, "Hey mate, will you go in there and get us 10 Richmond? 'No problem' said I (taking their money). On the way out I gave them their sausages and informed them they only come in packs of eight!
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« Reply #598 on: November 21, 2012, 06:11:07 AM »
How many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BLIHBULGT?

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #599 on: November 21, 2012, 09:21:48 AM »
Some little scrotes stopped me outside the Co-op earlier and said, "Hey mate, will you go in there and get us 10 Richmond? 'No problem' said I (taking their money). On the way out I gave them their sausages and informed them they only come in packs of eight!
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