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Offline Baldy

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #600 on: November 21, 2012, 10:20:03 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 21, 2012, 06:02:42 AM
Some little scrotes stopped me outside the Co-op earlier and said, "Hey mate, will you go in there and get us 10 Richmond? 'No problem' said I (taking their money). On the way out I gave them their sausages and informed them they only come in packs of eight!

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #601 on: November 30, 2012, 06:19:34 PM »
Just bought a new blindfold, can't see myself wearing it though!
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #602 on: November 30, 2012, 06:29:41 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 30, 2012, 06:19:34 PM
Just bought a new blindfold, can't see myself wearing it though!

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #603 on: November 30, 2012, 09:41:08 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 30, 2012, 06:19:34 PM
Just bought a new blindfold, can't see myself wearing it though!
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #604 on: December 01, 2012, 02:14:27 PM »

I said to a mate, "I bought my wife a pair of diamond earrings last month and she hasn't talked to me since."

"Why not?"

"That was part of the deal..............
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #605 on: December 01, 2012, 02:31:16 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 01, 2012, 02:14:27 PM

I said to a mate, "I bought my wife a pair of diamond earrings last month and she hasn't talked to me since."

"Why not?"

"That was part of the deal..............

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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #606 on: December 02, 2012, 09:15:39 PM »
My mate said his wife's an angel.

"You're lucky" I said "mine's still alive"
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« Reply #607 on: December 02, 2012, 09:18:50 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on December 02, 2012, 09:15:39 PM
My mate said his wife's an angel.

"You're lucky" I said "mine's still alive"

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #608 on: December 05, 2012, 12:14:10 PM »

I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."

"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"



"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase................."
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #609 on: December 05, 2012, 02:07:22 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on December 05, 2012, 12:14:10 PM

I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."

"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"



"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase................."

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #610 on: December 05, 2012, 06:08:31 PM »
Ignore Barman, I thought it was too good to be in this thread  lol:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #611 on: December 05, 2012, 08:43:24 PM »
So did I.  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #612 on: December 06, 2012, 06:21:18 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #613 on: December 09, 2012, 08:16:26 AM »
I have 3 young children who still believe in Father Christmas. What I hate more than anything, after working hard all year and getting myself into debt buying them all their presents, is that the fat git with the beard gets all the credit on Christmas morning.

Still I guess it's my fault for marrying her!
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #614 on: December 09, 2012, 08:17:37 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on December 09, 2012, 08:16:26 AM
I have 3 young children who still believe in Father Christmas. What I hate more than anything, after working hard all year and getting myself into debt buying them all their presents, is that the fat git with the beard gets all the credit on Christmas morning.

Still I guess it's my fault for marrying her!

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