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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #615 on: December 09, 2012, 08:24:27 AM »
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« Reply #616 on: December 12, 2012, 10:11:00 PM »
The doctor's advised me to start running. I'm not ill or anything, it's just that I've been caught shagging his wife
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« Reply #617 on: December 12, 2012, 10:12:00 PM »
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« Reply #618 on: December 13, 2012, 06:33:23 AM »
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« Reply #619 on: December 13, 2012, 04:30:09 PM »
A teacher in Detroit asks her students to use "handsome" in a sentence.


A girl named Latisha says, "Sometimes when I be suckin' Jamal's soul pole, my jaw git sore and
I hafta use my handsome."



(Hat, coat, door, taxi for M Ghost)
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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« Reply #620 on: December 17, 2012, 10:43:49 PM »
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
" Not yet, "  said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well,  he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.  He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

" How come I don't get any eggs and bacon ?
and why don't I have any milk in my cereal ? "  he asks.

" Well, "  his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk. "

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussy cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, " You gonna tell him or should I ? "
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« Reply #621 on: December 17, 2012, 10:45:34 PM »
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« Reply #622 on: December 22, 2012, 08:27:50 AM »
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« Reply #623 on: December 22, 2012, 10:49:36 AM »
"I love you loads, honeypie." My wife said earlier.

"And I love you tons." I replied.

"What, no nickname for me?" She asked, disappointed.


Sometimes I swear the fat cow's going deaf............

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« Reply #624 on: December 22, 2012, 11:35:19 AM »
"I love you loads, honeypie." My wife said earlier.

"And I love you tons." I replied.

"What, no nickname for me?" She asked, disappointed.


Sometimes I swear the fat cow's going deaf............

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #625 on: December 25, 2012, 10:19:57 AM »

I'm going to miss my father this Christmas, but I know he'll be up there, looking down at us all............





Moaning about the broken stair lift...............

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« Reply #626 on: December 25, 2012, 10:28:27 AM »

I'm going to miss my father this Christmas, but I know he'll be up there, looking down at us all............





Moaning about the broken stair lift...............

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #627 on: December 28, 2012, 12:55:34 PM »

Don't you hate it when you're typing something and you're thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were tits..........

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« Reply #628 on: December 28, 2012, 01:02:27 PM »
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« Reply #629 on: December 28, 2012, 05:43:03 PM »

Don't you hate it when you're typing something and you're thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were tits..........

Oooohhhhh is it time for my Freudian slip joke? cloud9:
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