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Offline Nick

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #630 on: December 29, 2012, 08:09:29 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #631 on: December 29, 2012, 08:40:34 PM »
Nick, you seem to use that spanking emoticon rather regularly. Is there something you need to share ?
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« Reply #632 on: December 29, 2012, 08:46:07 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #633 on: December 29, 2012, 08:51:37 PM »
Nick, you seem to use that spanking emoticon rather regularly. Is there something you need to share ?

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« Reply #634 on: December 30, 2012, 02:33:19 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #635 on: January 02, 2013, 02:11:59 PM »
My main hope for 2004 is to clear up my dementia issues....................

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« Reply #636 on: January 02, 2013, 02:16:11 PM »
My main hope for 2004 is to clear up my dementia issues....................

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #637 on: January 06, 2013, 11:32:29 PM »

'UK Man has first hand transplant.'

Surely that's a second hand transplant............. rubschin:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #638 on: January 07, 2013, 06:32:47 AM »
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« Reply #639 on: January 07, 2013, 07:59:26 AM »

'UK Man has first hand transplant.'

Surely that's a second hand transplant............. rubschin:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #640 on: January 07, 2013, 02:03:07 PM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #641 on: January 13, 2013, 09:23:14 PM »
Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai.

After a year, only three applied for the job:

a Japanese,
a Chinese and
a Jewish Samurai.

"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!

"What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."

The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! * The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.

"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"

The Jewish samurai, Obi-wan Cohen, stepped forward opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and
*Swoooooosh! * flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around!

In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."

"Dead," replied the Jewish Samurai !! "Dead is easy. Circumcision... THAT takes skill!"
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #642 on: January 13, 2013, 09:25:06 PM »
Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai.

After a year, only three applied for the job:

a Japanese,
a Chinese and
a Jewish Samurai.

"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and *Swish!* the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!

"What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you do."

The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and * Swish! * Swish! * The fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.

"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number three Samurai?"

The Jewish samurai, Obi-wan Cohen, stepped forward opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and
*Swoooooosh! * flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around!

In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."

"Dead," replied the Jewish Samurai !! "Dead is easy. Circumcision... THAT takes skill!"

*yawns*

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #643 on: January 13, 2013, 09:35:01 PM »
There is a reason it is in the hat, coat, door thread like
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #644 on: January 14, 2013, 06:23:28 AM »
He may be struggling with the concept  lol:
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