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Lady: Do you smoke?Man: YesLady: How many packs a day?Man: 3 packsLady: How much per packMan: £5.00Lady: And how long have you been smoking?Man: 30 yearsLady: So 1 pack cost £5.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £450. In one year, it would be £5,400 correct?Man: CorrectLady: If in 1 year you spend £5,400 not accounting for inflation, the past 30 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?Man: CorrectLady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 30 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?Man: Do you smoke?Lady: NoMan: Where's your fooking Ferrari then?
Quote from: Just One More on February 06, 2013, 11:33:23 PMLady: Do you smoke?Man: YesLady: How many packs a day?Man: 3 packsLady: How much per packMan: £5.00Lady: And how long have you been smoking?Man: 30 yearsLady: So 1 pack cost £5.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £450. In one year, it would be £5,400 correct?Man: CorrectLady: If in 1 year you spend £5,400 not accounting for inflation, the past 30 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?Man: CorrectLady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 30 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?Man: Do you smoke?Lady: NoMan: Where's your fooking Ferrari then?
What do fat women get for Valentine's Day?Depressed..........
Quote from: apc2010 on February 08, 2013, 02:25:38 PMWhat do fat women get for Valentine's Day?Depressed..........Oooh I had better start preparing all your cards for next week
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2013, 08:22:36 AMQuote from: apc2010 on February 08, 2013, 02:25:38 PMWhat do fat women get for Valentine's Day?Depressed..........Oooh I had better start preparing all your cards for next week And I think it's THIS week
I hear that a large marquee with flashing lights has been erected in a Leicester car park. A council spokesman said "now is the winter of our disco tent"...............
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 09, 2013, 03:16:21 PMQuote from: Miss Demeanour on February 09, 2013, 08:22:36 AMQuote from: apc2010 on February 08, 2013, 02:25:38 PMWhat do fat women get for Valentine's Day?Depressed..........Oooh I had better start preparing all your cards for next week And I think it's THIS week Next week like...
