Hat, coat...

[Darwins Selection]

Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France.......

And my mate Gordon Morgan hates Germany........

But Phil Dank is always polite there.

[Barman]

Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France.......

[apc2010]

My local Chinese restaurant is short-staffed..........

[Barman]

My local Chinese restaurant is short-staffed..........

 

[apc2010]

When one door closes, another one opens.

I fucking hate having OCD...........

[Barman]

When one door closes, another one opens.

I fucking hate having OCD...........

 

[boogs]

When one door closes, another one opens.

I fucking hate having OCD...........

 

 

[Just One More]

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said.
"Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, "Yesterday."

[Nick]

 

Must try that on Foggy

[Just One More]

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat bird dancing on a table.
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "

[Steve]

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat bird dancing on a table.
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "

[boogs]

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said.
"Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, "Yesterday."

 

[boogs]

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat bird dancing on a table.
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "

 

[Barman]

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said.
"Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, "Yesterday."

 

[Barman]

I went to the pub last night and saw a fat bird dancing on a table.
I said, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "