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My Deaf girlfriend told me to fuck off.That's not a good Sign..........
A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, "Five beers please.".........
The very best definition of irony? George Zimmerman is afraid to leave home, as he is worried someone might take the law into their own hands...........
Quote from: apc2010 on July 15, 2013, 03:31:49 PMThe very best definition of irony? George Zimmerman is afraid to leave home, as he is worried someone might take the law into their own hands...........
I saw a young girl collapse in the town centre today, so I ran over and gave mouth to mouth resuscitation. That didn’t work so I started pumping her chest. It probably wasn’t the best time for a Tit Wank but what the hell...