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My boss told me I'm not allowed to say 'there's a new opening at work'.I have to call her my secretary.......
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In Cairo, heavy duty vehicles driven by Government loyalists, crush dozens of tent-dwellers to death.The Egyptian curse of two ton car men strikes again.
A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won on the Lottery?"She says, "I'd take half, then leave you.""Excellent," he replies, "I won £10 , here's £5 - now fuck off!"
Quote from: Just One More on August 17, 2013, 01:55:07 PMA husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won on the Lottery?"She says, "I'd take half, then leave you.""Excellent," he replies, "I won £10 , here's £5 - now fuck off!"
Quote from: apc2010 on August 17, 2013, 01:55:45 PMQuote from: Just One More on August 17, 2013, 01:55:07 PMA husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won on the Lottery?"She says, "I'd take half, then leave you.""Excellent," he replies, "I won £10 , here's £5 - now fuck off!"