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Quote from: Just One More on August 17, 2013, 01:55:07 PMA husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won on the Lottery?"She says, "I'd take half, then leave you.""Excellent," he replies, "I won £10 , here's £5 - now fuck off!"AFFS....
A husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won on the Lottery?"She says, "I'd take half, then leave you.""Excellent," he replies, "I won £10 , here's £5 - now fuck off!"
Quote from: Barman on August 17, 2013, 03:27:32 PMQuote from: Just One More on August 17, 2013, 01:55:07 PMA husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won on the Lottery?"She says, "I'd take half, then leave you.""Excellent," he replies, "I won £10 , here's £5 - now fuck off!"AFFS.... Where (But I do remember Bernard Manning telling it a few years back)
Quote from: Just One More on August 17, 2013, 05:08:29 PMQuote from: Barman on August 17, 2013, 03:27:32 PMQuote from: Just One More on August 17, 2013, 01:55:07 PMA husband says to his wife, "What would you do if I won on the Lottery?"She says, "I'd take half, then leave you.""Excellent," he replies, "I won £10 , here's £5 - now fuck off!"AFFS.... Where (But I do remember Bernard Manning telling it a few years back)He's remembering a conversation with LL
After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me.She said, "You may not feel anything from the waist down.""Fair enough," I replied, groping her breasts..........
I listen to Radio 4 too
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 20, 2013, 07:46:08 AMI listen to Radio 4 too
Quote from: Baldy on August 20, 2013, 08:13:23 AMQuote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 20, 2013, 07:46:08 AMI listen to Radio 4 too Still a good joke so someone had to post it so
‘I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar..... Could be a Chinese Wispa..........’
