Hat, coat...

[Barman]

Rumours of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies........

 

I can almost hear Ronnie Barker reading it! 

[Baldy]

Rumours of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies........

 

I can almost hear Ronnie Barker reading it! 

 

[Darwins Selection]

Rumours of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies........

 

I can almost hear Ronnie Barker reading it! 

 

[Steve]

Rumours of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies........

 

I can almost hear Ronnie Barker reading it! 

 

[apc2010]

Two directors were arguing about the use of children in a production. The first director wanted the children to blend into the forest as background, whereas the second director wanted to put the children into cow costumes......




I agreed with the first director, children should be scene and not herd.......

[Barman]

Two directors were arguing about the use of children in a production. The first director wanted the children to blend into the forest as background, whereas the second director wanted to put the children into cow costumes......




I agreed with the first director, children should be scene and not herd.......

 

[Baldy]

Two directors were arguing about the use of children in a production. The first director wanted the children to blend into the forest as background, whereas the second director wanted to put the children into cow costumes......




I agreed with the first director, children should be scene and not herd.......

 

[Barman]

* tears up ticket for stand-up night *

[Baldy]

* tears up ticket for stand-up night *

Quite so. 

He is prolly going to do the Women's Institute night. 

[apc2010]

* tears up ticket for stand-up night *

It's hat, coat.........

[Barman]

* tears up ticket for stand-up night *

Quite so. 

He is prolly going to do the Women's Institute night. 

He might get a larf there like.... If they have been on the sherry..... 

[Baldy]

* tears up ticket for stand-up night *

Quite so. 

He is prolly going to do the Women's Institute night. 

He might get a larf there like.... If they have been on the sherry..... 

....and forget to replace the battery in their hearing aids.

[Barman]

* tears up ticket for stand-up night *

Quite so. 

He is prolly going to do the Women's Institute night. 

He might get a larf there like.... If they have been on the sherry..... 

....and forget to replace the battery in their hearing aids.

... and they are all blind like....

[Baldy]

* tears up ticket for stand-up night *

Quite so. 

He is prolly going to do the Women's Institute night. 

He might get a larf there like.... If they have been on the sherry..... 

....and forget to replace the battery in their hearing aids.

... and they are all blind like....

...with the Alzheimer's group on a discount.

[apc2010]

BM once bought LL a dominatrix outfit..........




Also known as a wedding dress............