Hat, coat...

[Barman]

* tears up ticket for stand-up night *

Quite so. 

He is prolly going to do the Women's Institute night. 

He might get a larf there like.... If they have been on the sherry..... 

....and forget to replace the battery in their hearing aids.

... and they are all blind like....

...with the Alzheimer's group on a discount.

...and the gingers outing in the front row.... 

[Baldy]

* tears up ticket for stand-up night *

Quite so. 

He is prolly going to do the Women's Institute night. 

He might get a larf there like.... If they have been on the sherry..... 

....and forget to replace the battery in their hearing aids.

... and they are all blind like....

...with the Alzheimer's group on a discount.

...and the gingers outing in the front row.... 

....with his favourite donkey.

[apc2010]

* tears up ticket for stand-up night *

Quite so. 

He is prolly going to do the Women's Institute night. 

He might get a larf there like.... If they have been on the sherry..... 

....and forget to replace the battery in their hearing aids.

... and they are all blind like....

...with the Alzheimer's group on a discount.

...and the gingers outing in the front row.... 

....with his favourite donkey.

You got tickets.......

[Baldy]

* tears up ticket for stand-up night *

Quite so. 

He is prolly going to do the Women's Institute night. 

He might get a larf there like.... If they have been on the sherry..... 

....and forget to replace the battery in their hearing aids.

... and they are all blind like....

...with the Alzheimer's group on a discount.

...and the gingers outing in the front row.... 

....with his favourite donkey.

You got tickets.......

Nope......Sold out. 

[Barman]

* tears up ticket for stand-up night *

Quite so. 

He is prolly going to do the Women's Institute night. 

He might get a larf there like.... If they have been on the sherry..... 

....and forget to replace the battery in their hearing aids.

... and they are all blind like....

...with the Alzheimer's group on a discount.

...and the gingers outing in the front row.... 

....with his favourite donkey.

You got tickets.......

Nope......Sold out. 

The WI and donkey sanctuary had a block booking....

[Baldy]

* tears up ticket for stand-up night *

Quite so. 

He is prolly going to do the Women's Institute night. 

He might get a larf there like.... If they have been on the sherry..... 

....and forget to replace the battery in their hearing aids.

... and they are all blind like....

...with the Alzheimer's group on a discount.

...and the gingers outing in the front row.... 

....with his favourite donkey.

You got tickets.......

Nope......Sold out. 

The WI and donkey sanctuary had a block booking....

....purchased all four tickets. 

[Barman]

* tears up ticket for stand-up night *

Quite so. 

He is prolly going to do the Women's Institute night. 

He might get a larf there like.... If they have been on the sherry..... 

....and forget to replace the battery in their hearing aids.

... and they are all blind like....

...with the Alzheimer's group on a discount.

...and the gingers outing in the front row.... 

....with his favourite donkey.

You got tickets.......

Nope......Sold out. 

The WI and donkey sanctuary had a block booking....

....purchased all four tickets. 

[apc2010]

The disaster in the Phillipines has left thousands homeless & hungry......
BBC reports that..........

"United States aid workers are flying in food"

"We want to help as much as possible" said one aid-worker from the cockpit of his Cornish pasty..........

[Barman]

The disaster in the Phillipines has left thousands homeless & hungry......
BBC reports that..........

"United States aid workers are flying in food"

"We want to help as much as possible" said one aid-worker from the cockpit of his Cornish pasty..........

 

[boogs]

The disaster in the Phillipines has left thousands homeless & hungry......
BBC reports that..........

"United States aid workers are flying in food"

"We want to help as much as possible" said one aid-worker from the cockpit of his Cornish pasty..........

 

[Steve]

The disaster in the Phillipines has left thousands homeless & hungry......
BBC reports that..........

"United States aid workers are flying in food"

"We want to help as much as possible" said one aid-worker from the cockpit of his Cornish pasty..........

 

[Just One More]

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first..'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'





'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM,O.K.?'

[Barman]

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first..'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'





'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM,O.K.?'

 

[Darwins Selection]

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first..'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'





'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM,O.K.?'

 

[boogs]

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first..'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'





'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM,O.K.?'