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A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see your ginger nuts.”
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see your nuts.”
Well... Opened the 2nd door of my advent calendar this morning.......... wasn't expecting Tom Daley to come out!!
Quote from: apc2010 on December 02, 2013, 06:00:22 PMWell... Opened the 2nd door of my advent calendar this morning.......... wasn't expecting Tom Daley to come out!!The interviewer asked, "So why didn't you take up fencing as an Olympic sport Tom, instead of diving?""Because I'm a shit stabber", said Tom.
No. 2 on the Tommy Cooper jokes like Who-TF was Jeremy?
Quote from: Just One More on December 02, 2013, 06:35:56 PM No. 2 on the Tommy Cooper jokes like Who-TF was Jeremy? Christ knows, but he can come back any time.
The lead actor in the local pantomime production of Aladdin was anally raped by the gay genie on stagelast night - but to be fair, the audience did try to warn him.
Quote from: Barman on December 03, 2013, 09:14:41 AMThe lead actor in the local pantomime production of Aladdin was anally raped by the gay genie on stagelast night - but to be fair, the audience did try to warn him.Well he got a-lad-in........
