Hat, coat...

[Just One More]

Murphy and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Murphy’s wife is begins to have the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?"
"Hold the lantern, Murphy. Here it comes!" the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.
"Murphy, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy."
"Saints be praised, I..."
Before Murphy can finish, the Doctor interrupts,
"Wait a minute, hold the lantern, Murphy." Soon the doctor delivers the next child.
"You've a full set now, Murphy. A beautiful baby daughter."
"Thanks be to..."
Again the Doctor cuts in,
"Hold the lantern, Murphy, Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor
holds up the baby for Murphy's inspection.

"Doctor," asks Murphy, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"

[Barman]

I will be wearing a pink T-Shirt tomorrow to raise awareness for guys like me who've mixed reds with their favorite white T-Shirt in the wash

I have a pair of jeans like that....

[Barman]

Murphy and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Murphy’s wife is begins to have the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?"
"Hold the lantern, Murphy. Here it comes!" the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.
"Murphy, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy."
"Saints be praised, I..."
Before Murphy can finish, the Doctor interrupts,
"Wait a minute, hold the lantern, Murphy." Soon the doctor delivers the next child.
"You've a full set now, Murphy. A beautiful baby daughter."
"Thanks be to..."
Again the Doctor cuts in,
"Hold the lantern, Murphy, Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor
holds up the baby for Murphy's inspection.

"Doctor," asks Murphy, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"

 

[Steve]

Murphy and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Murphy’s wife is begins to have the baby. The local doctor is there in attendance. "What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?"
"Hold the lantern, Murphy. Here it comes!" the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.
"Murphy, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy."
"Saints be praised, I..."
Before Murphy can finish, the Doctor interrupts,
"Wait a minute, hold the lantern, Murphy." Soon the doctor delivers the next child.
"You've a full set now, Murphy. A beautiful baby daughter."
"Thanks be to..."
Again the Doctor cuts in,
"Hold the lantern, Murphy, Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child. The doctor
holds up the baby for Murphy's inspection.

"Doctor," asks Murphy, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"

 

[Steve]

I will be wearing a pink T-Shirt tomorrow to raise awareness for guys like me who've mixed reds with their favorite white T-Shirt in the wash

   

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

A family, cut off by the floods for weeks, saw a rescue boat from the Red Cross approaching their house.

Shouting from the upstairs window the father said, "Have you brought us food, hot drinks and warm clothing?"

"No," they replied "we're collecting donations for Syria."

[Barman]

A family, cut off by the floods for weeks, saw a rescue boat from the Red Cross approaching their house.

Shouting from the upstairs window the father said, "Have you brought us food, hot drinks and warm clothing?"

"No," they replied "we're collecting donations for Syria."

[apc2010]

A family, cut off by the floods for weeks, saw a rescue boat from the Red Cross approaching their house.

Shouting from the upstairs window the father said, "Have you brought us food, hot drinks and warm clothing?"

"No," they replied "we're collecting donations for Syria."

 

[boogs]

A family, cut off by the floods for weeks, saw a rescue boat from the Red Cross approaching their house.

Shouting from the upstairs window the father said, "Have you brought us food, hot drinks and warm clothing?"

"No," they replied "we're collecting donations for Syria."

 

[Just One More]

The missus keeps leaving magazines lying around with the jewellery ads circled.....I got the hint. for her birthday she is getting a magazine rack!

[Steve]

The missus keeps leaving magazines lying around with the jewellery ads circled.....I got the hint. for her birthday she is getting a magazine rack!

[boogs]

The missus keeps leaving magazines lying around with the jewellery ads circled.....I got the hint. for her birthday she is getting a magazine rack!

    

[Barman]

The missus keeps leaving magazines lying around with the jewellery ads circled.....I got the hint. for her birthday she is getting a magazine rack!

 

[Baldy]

The missus keeps leaving magazines lying around with the jewellery ads circled.....I got the hint. for her birthday she is getting a magazine rack!

 

[apc2010]

With valentines day just around the corner, there's one thought on everyones mind...

.....will Oscar Pistorius take another shot at love.......