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With valentines day just around the corner, there's one thought on everyones mind........will Oscar Pistorius take another shot at love.......
DFS are selling settees that float and can reach up to 10 knots..... They've got a sail on.............
Just been to Marks n Spencer's for a 'dine for two' Valentines meal. 2 starters ,mains , side dishes , a bottle of wine and a box of chocolates. Can't fucking wait. I haven't got a girlfriend, I'm just a fat c**t.
I was driving past a field the other day and saw a scarecrow trying to have a wank! I thought to myself that fuckers clutching at straws.Look... it's in here for a reason
Quote from: Just One More on February 16, 2014, 07:47:37 AMI was driving past a field the other day and saw a scarecrow trying to have a wank! I thought to myself that fuckers clutching at straws.Look... it's in here for a reason