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Bibo, ergo sum!A Roman soldier walks into a bar and asks for a Bacardus and coke.The barman says, "Do you mean Bacardi and coke?'The soldier replies, "If I wanted a double I would have asked for one!"A Roman soldier walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please barman."(In case you were wondering, the title means, 'I drink, therefore I am', in Latin.)
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 17, 2014, 12:35:14 PMBibo, ergo sum!A Roman soldier walks into a bar and asks for a Bacardus and coke.The barman says, "Do you mean Bacardi and coke?'The soldier replies, "If I wanted a double I would have asked for one!"A Roman soldier walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please barman."(In case you were wondering, the title means, 'I drink, therefore I am', in Latin.)X to I BM won't get that one.
Just turned my phone onto 'Airplane Mode',.........now I can't find the fucking thing...........
What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School?......I don't know, I just fly the drone.......
Girls learn quicker than Boys & use a more complex Volcrla..... Volcavru...... Volcablua........ Bigger words!
In my experience they just use more words than necessary and too loudly