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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1395 on: March 17, 2014, 12:45:25 PM »
Bibo, ergo sum!


A Roman soldier walks into a bar and asks for a Bacardus and coke.
The barman says, "Do you mean Bacardi and coke?'
The soldier replies, "If I wanted a double I would have asked for one!"

A Roman soldier walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please barman."


(In case you were wondering, the title means, 'I drink, therefore I am', in Latin.)

X to I BM won't get that one.  ;)
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1396 on: March 17, 2014, 12:47:18 PM »
Bibo, ergo sum!


A Roman soldier walks into a bar and asks for a Bacardus and coke.
The barman says, "Do you mean Bacardi and coke?'
The soldier replies, "If I wanted a double I would have asked for one!"

A Roman soldier walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please barman."


(In case you were wondering, the title means, 'I drink, therefore I am', in Latin.)

X to I BM won't get that one.  ;)

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1397 on: March 17, 2014, 12:51:25 PM »
Bibo, ergo sum!


A Roman soldier walks into a bar and asks for a Bacardus and coke.
The barman says, "Do you mean Bacardi and coke?'
The soldier replies, "If I wanted a double I would have asked for one!"

A Roman soldier walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers please barman."


(In case you were wondering, the title means, 'I drink, therefore I am', in Latin.)

X to I BM won't get that one.  ;)

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1398 on: March 17, 2014, 08:03:08 PM »
Just turned my phone onto 'Airplane Mode',.........




now I can't find the fucking thing........... evil:


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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1399 on: March 17, 2014, 08:08:57 PM »
Just turned my phone onto 'Airplane Mode',.........




now I can't find the fucking thing........... evil:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1400 on: March 17, 2014, 09:05:04 PM »
Just turned my phone onto 'Airplane Mode',.........




now I can't find the fucking thing........... evil:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1401 on: March 18, 2014, 06:58:42 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1402 on: March 18, 2014, 05:42:53 PM »
What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School?......




I don't know, I just fly the drone.......

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1403 on: March 18, 2014, 06:14:15 PM »
What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School?......




I don't know, I just fly the drone.......

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1404 on: March 18, 2014, 06:51:38 PM »
What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School?......




I don't know, I just fly the drone.......

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1405 on: March 18, 2014, 08:58:06 PM »
What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School?......




I don't know, I just fly the drone.......

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1406 on: March 22, 2014, 10:15:10 AM »
Girls learn quicker than Boys & use a more complex Volcrla..... Volcavru...... Volcablua........ Bigger words!
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« Reply #1407 on: March 22, 2014, 10:17:30 AM »
Girls learn quicker than Boys & use a more complex Volcrla..... Volcavru...... Volcablua........ Bigger words!

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1408 on: March 22, 2014, 05:56:13 PM »
In my experience they just use more words than necessary and too loudly  noooo:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1409 on: March 23, 2014, 03:18:00 AM »
In my experience they just use more words than necessary and too loudly  noooo:

Let me guess, usually starting along the lines of "WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO THE...."  rubschin:

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