Hat, coat...

[apc2010]

Fancy coming back to mine for a few shots ?


Fuck off Oscar, I'm not falling for that one!............

[Baldy]

Fancy coming back to mine for a few shots ?


Fuck off Oscar, I'm not falling for that one!............

 

[Barman]

Fancy coming back to mine for a few shots ?


Fuck off Oscar, I'm not falling for that one!............

 

[apc2010]

Yesterday was the anniversary of the crucifiction..................

[Darwins Selection]

That Korean ferry captain getting off before the passengers then pretending to be a victim when rescued. 

It's a slippery slope. . . .

[apc2010]

That Korean ferry captain getting off before the passengers then pretending to be a victim when rescued. 

It's a slippery slope. . . .

      thank you Jeremy.......

[Barman]

That Korean ferry captain getting off before the passengers then pretending to be a victim when rescued. 

It's a slippery slope. . . .

 

[Baldy]

Will You Live to see 85?

  I recently picked a new G.P.

  After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

(I've just reached 65).

  A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live

to be 85?'

  He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

  'Oh not much grog these days and don't smoke' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

  Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks, fatty roasts and barbecued Ribs?

  'I said, 'Not much.... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

  'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, surfing, hiking,

  or bicycling?'

  'No, I don't,' I said.

  He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?'

  'No,' I said...

  He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why the Hell do you want to live to 85?
 
 

[Barman]

Will You Live to see 85?

  I recently picked a new G.P.

  After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

(I've just reached 65).

  A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live

to be 85?'

  He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

  'Oh not much grog these days and don't smoke' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

  Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks, fatty roasts and barbecued Ribs?

  'I said, 'Not much.... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

  'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, surfing, hiking,

  or bicycling?'

  'No, I don't,' I said.

  He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?'

  'No,' I said...

  He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why the Hell do you want to live to 85?

 

[Steve]

Will You Live to see 85?

  I recently picked a new G.P.

  After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

(I've just reached 65).

  A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live

to be 85?'

  He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

  'Oh not much grog these days and don't smoke' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

  Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks, fatty roasts and barbecued Ribs?

  'I said, 'Not much.... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

  'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, surfing, hiking,

  or bicycling?'

  'No, I don't,' I said.

  He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?'

  'No,' I said...

  He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why the Hell do you want to live to 85?

 

[Uncle Mort]

Will You Live to see 85?

  I recently picked a new G.P.

  After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

(I've just reached 65).

  A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live

to be 85?'

  He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

  'Oh not much grog these days and don't smoke' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

  Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks, fatty roasts and barbecued Ribs?

  'I said, 'Not much.... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

  'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, surfing, hiking,

  or bicycling?'

  'No, I don't,' I said.

  He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?'

  'No,' I said...

  He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why the Hell do you want to live to 85?

 

Excellent! and so true 

[Nick]

 

[Uncle Mort]

 

[Baldy]

LOVE......has no boundaries.

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell
phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a
no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided
to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

 
The husband texted back to her:

 

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

[Barman]

LOVE......has no boundaries.

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell
phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a
no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided
to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

 
The husband texted back to her:

 

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."