Hat, coat...

[apc2010]

Hope Liverpool's title dream doesn't die.....

we'll be hearing about it for the next 25 years...........






(plus the fans will be crushed  )

[Barman]

Hope Liverpool's title dream doesn't die.....

we'll be hearing about it for the next 25 years...........






(plus the fans will be crushed  )

 

[Steve]

LOVE......has no boundaries.

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell
phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a
no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided
to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

 
The husband texted back to her:

 

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

 

[apc2010]

Breaking News: Paul Simon has been charged with domestic violence.........





Make that 51 ways.........

[Barman]

Breaking News: Paul Simon has been charged with domestic violence.........





Make that 51 ways.........

 

Earworm alert! 

[Baldy]

Breaking News: Paul Simon has been charged with domestic violence.........





Make that 51 ways.........

 

[Darwins Selection]

Breaking News: Paul Simon has been charged with domestic violence.........





Make that 51 ways.........

 

[Steve]

Breaking News: Paul Simon has been charged with domestic violence.........





Make that 51 ways.........

 

[Darwins Selection]

During construction of 'The Shard' in London, Paramedics were called to tend to Paddy, who appeared to have fallen from the top, and was embedded in a pile of sand with every bone broken.

The paramedic asked Paddy what had happened, "Well", he said, "I was in the pub last night talking to an old boy who had been in the RAF in the war. He told me he spent all his time flying in Wellingtons, so I thought I would give it a try"

 

[Steve]

During construction of 'The Shard' in London, Paramedics were called to tend to Paddy, who appeared to have fallen from the top, and was embedded in a pile of sand with every bone broken.

The paramedic asked Paddy what had happened, "Well", he said, "I was in the pub last night talking to an old boy who had been in the RAF in the war. He told me he spent all his time flying in Wellingtons, so I thought I would give it a try"

 

[apc2010]

During construction of 'The Shard' in London, Paramedics were called to tend to Paddy, who appeared to have fallen from the top, and was embedded in a pile of sand with every bone broken.

The paramedic asked Paddy what had happened, "Well", he said, "I was in the pub last night talking to an old boy who had been in the RAF in the war. He told me he spent all his time flying in Wellingtons, so I thought I would give it a try"

 

 

[Barman]

During construction of 'The Shard' in London, Paramedics were called to tend to Paddy, who appeared to have fallen from the top, and was embedded in a pile of sand with every bone broken.

The paramedic asked Paddy what had happened, "Well", he said, "I was in the pub last night talking to an old boy who had been in the RAF in the war. He told me he spent all his time flying in Wellingtons, so I thought I would give it a try"

 

 

 

[Baldy]

During construction of 'The Shard' in London, Paramedics were called to tend to Paddy, who appeared to have fallen from the top, and was embedded in a pile of sand with every bone broken.

The paramedic asked Paddy what had happened, "Well", he said, "I was in the pub last night talking to an old boy who had been in the RAF in the war. He told me he spent all his time flying in Wellingtons, so I thought I would give it a try"

 

 

 

 

[apc2010]

Fitting instructions:







1) Lay on the floor...........




2) Shake uncontrollably..........

[Darwins Selection]

Fitting instructions:







1) Lay on the floor...........




2) Shake uncontrollably..........