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I saved £39.28p today by shoplifting at Tesco "Every little helps"....
Missed out on the clubcard points though
I live next door to a family of anorexic agrophobics. Bet they have some skeletons in their closet. I once knew a girl who confused a tube of KY jelly with superglue. I asked her how it happened but sadly her lips were sealed.
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2014, 07:19:32 PMI live next door to a family of anorexic agrophobics. Bet they have some skeletons in their closet. I once knew a girl who confused a tube of KY jelly with superglue. I asked her how it happened but sadly her lips were sealed.
My mate's just come back from Africa......he can't stop buying raffle tickets.........I reckon he caught that tombola........
Just found out that the inventor of the anagram has died! May he "erect a penis"
Quote from: Just One More on October 21, 2014, 07:01:01 PMJust found out that the inventor of the anagram has died! May he "erect a penis"