Prolly an AFFS:
A businessman gets a call from his lawyer:
"I have got some good news and some bad news for you."
The businessman says " I have had a shitty day, so give me the good news first."
The lawyer says "Your wife bought a couple of pictures today for five grand and from what I can determine they are probably worth a few million"
"Great! But what is the bad news?" says the businessman......
"They are of you shagging your secretary"