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Offline Nick

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1710 on: April 26, 2015, 04:54:42 PM »
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« Reply #1711 on: April 28, 2015, 05:23:46 AM »
My mate Terry has just been to M&S to buy a maternity bra for his Mrs. The sales assistant asked him "What bust? "

"Fucking condom he replied"...
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1712 on: April 28, 2015, 05:43:14 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 28, 2015, 05:23:46 AM
My mate Terry has just been to M&S to buy a maternity bra for his Mrs. The sales assistant asked him "What bust? "

"Fucking condom he replied"...

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1713 on: April 28, 2015, 07:11:06 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on April 28, 2015, 05:23:46 AM
My mate Terry has just been to M&S to buy a maternity bra for his Mrs. The sales assistant asked him "What bust? "

"Fucking condom he replied"...

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1714 on: April 28, 2015, 11:51:59 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2015, 07:11:06 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 28, 2015, 05:23:46 AM
My mate Terry has just been to M&S to buy a maternity bra for his Mrs. The sales assistant asked him "What bust? "

"Fucking condom he replied"...

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1715 on: April 28, 2015, 04:03:59 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 28, 2015, 11:51:59 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 28, 2015, 07:11:06 AM
Quote from: Just One More on April 28, 2015, 05:23:46 AM
My mate Terry has just been to M&S to buy a maternity bra for his Mrs. The sales assistant asked him "What bust? "

"Fucking condom he replied"...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1716 on: April 28, 2015, 04:06:49 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2015, 06:48:21 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 25, 2015, 09:26:19 PM
Does pornography only gets called by its full name when it's in trouble.......... rubschin:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1717 on: April 28, 2015, 06:26:10 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 28, 2015, 04:06:49 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 26, 2015, 06:48:21 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 25, 2015, 09:26:19 PM
Does pornography only gets called by its full name when it's in trouble.......... rubschin:

 

LL only calls me by my name when I'm in trouble....  redface:

 

and watching pornography... whistle:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1718 on: April 30, 2015, 02:42:05 PM »
Reading about the Bali 9. No way are Andrew Chan and Myuran Sukumaran Australian names.......






They must have been Foster kids............... rubschin:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1719 on: April 30, 2015, 02:45:02 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2015, 02:42:05 PM
Reading about the Bali 9. No way are Andrew Chan and Myuran Sukumaran Australian names.......






They must have been Foster kids............... rubschin:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1720 on: May 02, 2015, 08:09:46 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 30, 2015, 02:45:02 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 30, 2015, 02:42:05 PM
Reading about the Bali 9. No way are Andrew Chan and Myuran Sukumaran Australian names.......






They must have been Foster kids............... rubschin:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1721 on: May 09, 2015, 12:30:52 PM »
My 4 year old was struggling to open his yoghurt today when he suddenly mumbled, "fucking shitty lid"....

My wife immediately scowled at me and said, "I wonder where he has got that from?"

I said, "the fucking fridge you daft owld cow!"

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1722 on: May 09, 2015, 10:34:54 PM »
So since the election Ed Milliband, Nigel Farage and Nick Clegg have all resigned...........



The leaders are quitting left right and centre............. noooo:

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« Reply #1723 on: May 10, 2015, 05:29:16 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 09, 2015, 10:34:54 PM
So since the election Ed Milliband, Nigel Farage and Nick Clegg have all resigned...........



The leaders are quitting left right and centre............. noooo:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1724 on: May 10, 2015, 10:10:27 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 10, 2015, 05:29:16 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 09, 2015, 10:34:54 PM
So since the election Ed Milliband, Nigel Farage and Nick Clegg have all resigned...........



The leaders are quitting left right and centre............. noooo:

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