Hat, coat...

[The Moan Ranger]

Local funeral directors now offer these new glass, transparent coffins.

Will they catch on?

Remains to be seen.

[Steve]

Local funeral directors now offer these new glass, transparent coffins.

Will they catch on?

Remains to be seen.

[Steve]

Teenagers today drink twice as much as they did ten years ago.

To be fair, though, they were only aged between 3 and 9 ten years ago.

[Barman]

Local funeral directors now offer these new glass, transparent coffins.

Will they catch on?

Remains to be seen.

 

 

[Darwins Selection]

Local funeral directors now offer these new glass, transparent coffins.

Will they catch on?

Remains to be seen.

 

 

 

[apc2010]

People are saying that the money wasted on bombs being dropped in Syria should've been spent on thousands of NHS nurses instead........

I'm not sure I agree.,,,,,,,,,




Seems a bit harsh to push all those nurses out of a plane............

[Barman]

People are saying that the money wasted on bombs being dropped in Syria should've been spent on thousands of NHS nurses instead........

I'm not sure I agree.,,,,,,,,,




Seems a bit harsh to push all those nurses out of a plane............

 

[Barman]

I think it’s pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

[Just One More]

 

[Darwins Selection]

I think it’s pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

[apc2010]

I think it’s pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

 

[apc2010]

Man stabbed to death in Poundland store........






After he'd asked the sales assistant for the tenth time, "How much is this?"............

[Just One More]

A man on his deathbed requested his wife, 3 sons, his nurse and a camera to be set up to record his final moments. Which were as follows...
"To my son, David, I leave the 2 blocks of flats in the East End of London.
To my other son, Michael, I leave the 4 penthouses in Chelsea,
and finally to my eldest son, Kevin, I leave the big glass building near Tower Bridge."

With that he slipped away. The nurse turned to the wife and said, "I never realised your husband was so wealthy. You and your sons are very lucky."

His wife swiftly replied, "Was he bollocks! He was a fucking window cleaner!"

[Steve]

A man on his deathbed requested his wife, 3 sons, his nurse and a camera to be set up to record his final moments. Which were as follows...
"To my son, David, I leave the 2 blocks of flats in the East End of London.
To my other son, Michael, I leave the 4 penthouses in Chelsea,
and finally to my eldest son, Kevin, I leave the big glass building near Tower Bridge."

With that he slipped away. The nurse turned to the wife and said, "I never realised your husband was so wealthy. You and your sons are very lucky."

His wife swiftly replied, "Was he bollocks! He was a fucking window cleaner!"

[apc2010]

A man on his deathbed requested his wife, 3 sons, his nurse and a camera to be set up to record his final moments. Which were as follows...
"To my son, David, I leave the 2 blocks of flats in the East End of London.
To my other son, Michael, I leave the 4 penthouses in Chelsea,
and finally to my eldest son, Kevin, I leave the big glass building near Tower Bridge."

With that he slipped away. The nurse turned to the wife and said, "I never realised your husband was so wealthy. You and your sons are very lucky."

His wife swiftly replied, "Was he bollocks! He was a fucking window cleaner!"