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Pythagoras walks into a bar muttering, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...'The barman says, 'Y, the long face'....................
Quote from: apc2010 on December 24, 2015, 03:03:50 PMPythagoras walks into a bar muttering, 'If a right-angled triangle has a short side, X, a long side, Y, and hypotenuse, Z, then the square of Z must be equal to the sum of the square of X and the square of, erm... uh...'The barman says, 'Y, the long face'....................
The jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity.................so I took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one free of charge......
Quote from: apc2010 on December 30, 2015, 02:47:19 PMThe jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity.................so I took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one free of charge......
Quote from: Barman on December 30, 2015, 02:48:23 PMQuote from: apc2010 on December 30, 2015, 02:47:19 PMThe jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity.................so I took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one free of charge......
For Sale: Stringless tennis racket. £7 - no returns
Quote from: Just One More on January 03, 2016, 07:55:58 PMFor Sale: Stringless tennis racket. £7 - no returns
Quote from: apc2010 on January 03, 2016, 08:14:38 PMQuote from: Just One More on January 03, 2016, 07:55:58 PMFor Sale: Stringless tennis racket. £7 - no returns Old cat to young cat "My Dad used to be in that racket after the war"
