Hat, coat...

[Barman]

I don't undertand all these women complaining about immigrants in Cologne, admittedly a good bath would be better, but surely it's a start.

 

[apc2010]

I don't undertand all these women complaining about immigrants in Cologne, admittedly a good bath would be better, but surely it's a start.

 

[apc2010]

Blizzard kills 19 in USA........................



Ices claim responsibility..................

[Darwins Selection]

Blizzard kills 19 in USA........................



Ices claim responsibility..................

[Barman]

Blizzard kills 19 in USA........................



Ices claim responsibility..................

[Just One More]

This morning, I tried scraping the ice from my car windows using a B&Q card, but I only got 10% off.

[Just One More]

An unnamed weatherman has reacted angrily to being sacked because he always gives cold, gloomy forecasts.
No more mist and ice guy.....

[Just One More]

I was kidnapped by a gang of mime artists. They did unspeakable things to me

[Just One More]

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

[Barman]

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[Darwins Selection]

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[Steve]

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[Tipsy Gipsy]

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JOM...    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

I think they've missed you. 

[Barman]

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JOM...    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

I think they've missed you. 

We have... 

[Nick]

Sad news at the Nestle factory today.
A member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath.
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "the milky bars are on me" everyone just cheered!!