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Offline Steve

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1905 on: January 30, 2016, 04:34:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 30, 2016, 03:54:02 PM
Sad news at the Nestle factory today.
A member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath.
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "the milky bars are on me" everyone just cheered!!
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« Reply #1906 on: January 30, 2016, 08:27:11 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 30, 2016, 04:34:21 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 30, 2016, 03:54:02 PM
Sad news at the Nestle factory today.
A member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath.
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "the milky bars are on me" everyone just cheered!!
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« Reply #1907 on: January 31, 2016, 09:22:49 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 30, 2016, 03:54:02 PM
Sad news at the Nestle factory today.
A member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath.
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "the milky bars are on me" everyone just cheered!!

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« Reply #1908 on: January 31, 2016, 11:44:37 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2016, 09:22:49 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 30, 2016, 03:54:02 PM
Sad news at the Nestle factory today.
A member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath.
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "the milky bars are on me" everyone just cheered!!

AFFS... ::)
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« Reply #1909 on: January 31, 2016, 11:47:48 AM »
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« Reply #1910 on: January 31, 2016, 11:51:43 AM »
Ask BM for mt Trumpton joke........ Thumbs:
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« Reply #1911 on: February 01, 2016, 12:54:52 PM »
The world's best chef Benoit Violier has been found dead after apparent suicide....


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Police say he had a lot on his plate......... redface:
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« Reply #1912 on: February 01, 2016, 01:31:41 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 01, 2016, 12:54:52 PM
The world's best chef Benoit Violier has been found dead after apparent suicide....


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Police say he had a lot on his plate......... redface:

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« Reply #1913 on: February 01, 2016, 10:45:38 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 01, 2016, 01:31:41 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on February 01, 2016, 12:54:52 PM
The world's best chef Benoit Violier has been found dead after apparent suicide....


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Police say he had a lot on his plate......... redface:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1914 on: February 03, 2016, 10:07:22 AM »
"No man is an island "............


Wot about the isle of Man....... rubschin:
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1915 on: February 03, 2016, 11:23:08 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 03, 2016, 10:07:22 AM
"No man is an island "............


Wot about the isle of Man....... rubschin:

"Norman is in Ireland"
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1916 on: February 09, 2016, 08:38:02 PM »
I met a transvestite from Greater Manchester yesterday, he had a Wigan address.
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« Reply #1917 on: February 09, 2016, 08:46:24 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 09, 2016, 08:38:02 PM
I met a transvestite from Greater Manchester yesterday, he had a Wigan address.

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #1918 on: February 09, 2016, 09:49:58 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 09, 2016, 08:46:24 PM
Quote from: Just One More on February 09, 2016, 08:38:02 PM
I met a transvestite from Greater Manchester yesterday, he had a Wigan address.

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« Reply #1919 on: February 10, 2016, 06:53:40 AM »
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