Hat, coat...

[Barman]

The next person to ask me for Pineapple Juice, Cranberry Juice, Lemonade and a Slice of Orange in the same glass is gonna get a Punch.

[Barman]

I got lucky down Wetherspoons last night and ended up shagging some bird back at her place, over the kitchen table.
All of a sudden, we heard a key go in the front door.

"Quick, It’s my husband!!", she screamed.

"Try the back door.."

Well, in hindsight, I really should've just legged it but you don’t get an offer like that every day.

[Steve]

I got lucky down Wetherspoons last night and ended up shagging some bird back at her place, over the kitchen table.
All of a sudden, we heard a key go in the front door.

"Quick, It’s my husband!!", she screamed.

"Try the back door.."

Well, in hindsight, I really should've just legged it but you don’t get an offer like that every day.

[apc2010]

I got lucky down Wetherspoons last night and ended up shagging some bird back at her place, over the kitchen table.
All of a sudden, we heard a key go in the front door.

"Quick, It’s my husband!!", she screamed.

"Try the back door.."

Well, in hindsight, I really should've just legged it but you don’t get an offer like that every day.

 

[apc2010]

They say 40 is the new 30............

















Fucking speed cameras don't agree..........

[Steve]

They say 40 is the new 30............


Fucking speed cameras don't agree..........

[Barman]

They say 40 is the new 30............

















Fucking speed cameras don't agree..........

[apc2010]

Went to the sign writers and ordered a 6ft  S   ...a 6ft A..... and a 6 ft K...........










He said I'am not sure .."that's a big ask "........

[Barman]

Went to the sign writers and ordered a 6ft  S   ...a 6ft A..... and a 6 ft K...........










He said I'am not sure .."that's a big ask "........

 

[apc2010]

My doctor told me I'm colour blind...........














That came right out of the orange.........

[Barman]

My doctor told me I'm colour blind...........














That came right out of the orange.........

 

[Steve]

My doctor told me I'm colour blind...........

That came right out of the orange.........

 

[Darwins Selection]

My doctor told me I'm colour blind...........

That came right out of the orange.........

 

[Darwins Selection]

Kim Jong-nam was approached by a young woman at the airport and was surprised by a small prick.

I thought that was quite a regular occurrence in that part of the world, although rarely fatal.

[Barman]

Kim Jong-nam was approached by a young woman at the airport and was surprised by a small prick.

I thought that was quite a regular occurrence in that part of the world, although rarely fatal.

Toaster sized you say?