Hat, coat...

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

I've just had my membership of the local limbo dancing troupe cancelled

Bastards... I bent over backwards for them

 

[Steve]

I've just had my membership of the local limbo dancing troupe cancelled

Bastards... I bent over backwards for them

 

[Darwins Selection]

I've just had my membership of the local limbo dancing troupe cancelled

Bastards... I bent over backwards for them

 

[apc2010]

I was walking down the high street earlier and a homeless man walks up to me with a trainer in his hand.....................



 

"Excuse me mate! Do you want to buy this size 13 Nike trainer?" ...........





I told him to fuck off and sell his biggish shoe to someone else................

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

I was walking down the high street earlier and a homeless man walks up to me with a trainer in his hand.....................



 

"Excuse me mate! Do you want to buy this size 13 Nike trainer?" ...........





I told him to fuck off and sell his biggish shoe to someone else................

[Barman]

I was walking down the high street earlier and a homeless man walks up to me with a trainer in his hand.....................



 

"Excuse me mate! Do you want to buy this size 13 Nike trainer?" ...........





I told him to fuck off and sell his biggish shoe to someone else................

[Darwins Selection]

I was walking down the high street earlier and a homeless man walks up to me with a trainer in his hand.....................



 

"Excuse me mate! Do you want to buy this size 13 Nike trainer?" ...........





I told him to fuck off and sell his biggish shoe to someone else................

[apc2010]

A Chemist owner was up in court today for killing two customers in his shop...........







I wouldn't like to be is his Boots........................

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

A Chemist owner was up in court today for killing two customers in his shop...........







I wouldn't like to be is his Boots........................

[Steve]

A Chemist owner was up in court today for killing two customers in his shop...........







I wouldn't like to be is his Boots........................

[apc2010]

I am releasing my first single next week and it's called,...........




'Duvet know it's Christmas?'..............












It's a cover version...........................

[Barman]

I am releasing my first single next week and it's called,...........




'Duvet know it's Christmas?'..............












It's a cover version...........................