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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2268 on: January 23, 2019, 09:17:25 PM »
"Lucy in the sky with diamonds”... John Lennon a great musician, but shit at Cluedo!
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2269 on: January 23, 2019, 09:32:45 PM »
"Lucy in the sky with diamonds”... John Lennon a great musician, but shit at Cluedo!
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« Reply #2270 on: January 24, 2019, 05:38:11 AM »
"Lucy in the sky with diamonds”... John Lennon a great musician, but shit at Cluedo!
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2271 on: January 28, 2019, 06:22:06 PM »
I've just been attacked by six dwarfs

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2272 on: January 28, 2019, 06:30:38 PM »
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« Reply #2273 on: January 28, 2019, 06:43:57 PM »
I've just been attacked by six dwarfs

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2274 on: January 29, 2019, 09:13:08 AM »
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2275 on: February 02, 2019, 06:15:16 PM »
Just wanted to let everyone know that I have been admitted into hospital and they are keeping me in. I have only gone and poisoned myself. Can you believe it?

What I thought was an onion turned out to be a daffodil bulb. They said I should be out sometime in the spring
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2276 on: February 02, 2019, 06:37:58 PM »
Just wanted to let everyone know that I have been admitted into hospital and they are keeping me in. I have only gone and poisoned myself. Can you believe it?

What I thought was an onion turned out to be a daffodil bulb. They said I should be out sometime in the spring
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2277 on: February 27, 2019, 05:41:24 AM »
I saw my ex girlfriend walking towards me in the high street today. Not wanting to stop and chat to her, I quickly pretended that I was talking on the phone.

She walked straight up to me and said, "You're just pretending to be on the phone, aren't you?"

"Hold on a moment," I said to my pretend caller. "No, I'm not. What makes you think that I'm pretending?"

"You've got your thumb in your ear and your little finger on your lip."
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2278 on: February 27, 2019, 06:15:28 AM »
I saw my ex girlfriend walking towards me in the high street today. Not wanting to stop and chat to her, I quickly pretended that I was talking on the phone.

She walked straight up to me and said, "You're just pretending to be on the phone, aren't you?"

"Hold on a moment," I said to my pretend caller. "No, I'm not. What makes you think that I'm pretending?"

"You've got your thumb in your ear and your little finger on your lip."

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2279 on: February 27, 2019, 09:52:14 AM »
I saw my ex girlfriend walking towards me in the high street today. Not wanting to stop and chat to her, I quickly pretended that I was talking on the phone.

She walked straight up to me and said, "You're just pretending to be on the phone, aren't you?"

"Hold on a moment," I said to my pretend caller. "No, I'm not. What makes you think that I'm pretending?"

"You've got your thumb in your ear and your little finger on your lip."

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Well, whatever, nevermind